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    Sheep Herder Resume

    It seems to me that a lot of the sheep here are mistreated. Well, I offer a caring, alternative solution. Become my sheep. I'm a professional. My resume cant be beat, it will be posted below. I care for my sheep, I discipline them without causing physical pain, and I have recommendations from other sheep. Please consider my herding services, here is my resume.

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    PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
    SHEEP HERDER, 11/2010 - PRESENT

    RESPONSIBILITIES
    Attend sheep flock grazing on range

    Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs

    Beds down sheep near evening campsite

    Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants

    May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing

    May feed sheep supplementary feed.

    SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS
    Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
    Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
    Talk to others to convey information effectively
    Consider the relative costs and benefits of potential actions to choose the most appropriate one
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    Manage own time and the time of others
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    Ability to listen to and understand information and ideas presented through spoken words and sentences

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    I am a better Shepard in every way and I don't bore my sheep with stupid resumes.
    I have visual evidence that you abuse your sheep. You shave and beat them. My sheep stay nice and warm, and I would never lay a finger on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    I am a better Shepard in every way and I don't bore my sheep with stupid resumes.
    This ^

    You didn't need a resume to get me

    Quote Originally Posted by igotswag12 View Post
    I have visual evidence that you abuse your sheep. You shave and beat them. My sheep stay nice and warm, and I would never lay a finger on them.
    prove pls. I decline to your herd. I will never go to your herd.
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    No matter what, the sheep will come flocking in.. Shepherd jokes. You novice sheep herders wouldn't understand.
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    PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
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    RESPONSIBILITIES

    Attend sheep flock grazing on range
    Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs
    Beds down sheep near evening campsite
    Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants
    May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing
    May feed sheep supplementary feed.

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    Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
    Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
    Talk to others to convey information effectively

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