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    Gettin Surgery

    I haz 1 hernia in my abdominal area, forgot the medical term. I dont like hospitals, and I dont want to get surgery......................Escape plan anyone?
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    There is no escape plan, you literally are getting something bad taken out of you. Why would you want to keep a hernia.

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    I dont want to keep it, I'm just scared of being cut into

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    And they never really explained to me whats so bad about a hernia, whats bad about it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    I dont want to keep it, I'm just scared of being cut into

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    And they never really explained to me whats so bad about a hernia, whats bad about it?
    Your back will hurt a lot. You will walk differently (in a bad way, but don't know how to explain in English.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bödvar View Post


    Your back will hurt a lot. You will walk differently (in a bad way, but don't know how to explain in English.)
    All that just to remove a hernia D= my life's gonna suck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    All that just to remove a hernia D= my life's gonna suck...
    You will get it if you don't do the surgery, otherwise you won't have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    I dont want to keep it, I'm just scared of being cut into

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    And they never really explained to me whats so bad about a hernia, whats bad about it?
    You'll be under so you wont even know or feel your getting cut into

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bödvar View Post


    You will get it if you don't do the surgery, otherwise you won't have it.
    i just read that the surgery can possibly mess up your testicles, and that you could have severe pain where the cut happened...I don't want surgery anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    i just read that the surgery can possibly mess up your testicles, and that you could have severe pain where the cut happened...I don't want surgery anymore.
    "can possibly"
    Go for it :P
    If I was you I would do the surgery. Where did you read that?
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    if you dont go for it you will be disabled anyway so your penis will be of no use anyway

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    Honestly, no. A friend of mine was in the same situation a few months back.

    You feel literally nothing during the surgery, since you're so down under. Hernia becomes a living hell if you keep it, because it causes many back problems affecting your day to day actions.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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