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    Step one: be attractive
    Step two: don't be unattractive

    So Dave is fucked.

    Get some rich white friends
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    Oh look its Paroxysm
     
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    Sup bitch, how have you been?
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    How I assume talking to women works for you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xzibia View Post
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    When u wanna pick me up bby???

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    @Organized Chaos I'll meet you when you pass go

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    @Organized Chaos I'll meet you when you pass go
    I just went to jail instead...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post


    I just went to jail instead...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown View Post


    You don't have a chance.

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    Damn...
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    Mine is called the acting cold act.
    simple line "did you fart? you just blew me away" works each time

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    or "dont make this rape turn into a murder" will work

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