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    Create energy by Jerking Off!!!

    Imagine a world powered by jizz! Don't work ladies, ones on the way aswsell haha. I'm definitely buying one of these.


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    .........wtf did i just watch?
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    Wouldn't going for a jog create the same effect since your moving you arms up and down still a pretty neat idea

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    'stop jacking off, and start jacking on.'

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    shake weights is a dirty act ? ok thne

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    This fits in so perfectly.
     
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    Nope I support ChildPorn
     
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    Blacks are lesser humans hence why their 2nd amendment rights should be taken away from them.
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    What does a cop do when a suspect runs away? Awnser: Shoot them... especially if they're black.
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    It's not bait retard
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    Might be your ram... try switching ram and resetting Bios
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    Doesn't even power on, don't know if I have a crappy motherboard or what. But man I am getting extremely tired/irritated of doing this.
    And as for those who disbelieved, I will punish them with a severe punishment in this world and the Hereafter, and they will have no helpers." Quran 3:56

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    This thread... lol
    OT: Might try it out, (sarcasm on boi).

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    Great technology of 2015.

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    WTF ,this is great idea ,ahh

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    Neat idea, but you can do this without wanking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post
    Neat idea, but you can do this without wanking.
    Psh~ they were clearly referring to the Shake Weight!

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    Vouch thread





     

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    I just bought premium and works pretty good.
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    Vouch bought premium works very well
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    I don't see how this helps the world..

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