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    Has this ever happened to you or something similar? rofl.

    well... just like 30 mins ago i really really had to go poop! but! theres no water in the house cause a huge pipe broke and theyre fixing it. and blah blah and just my luck i needed to go poop. but luckily! i have another house (which has 2 bathrooms and well since no one lives there the toilets already have water in the tanks) i can go to, that were gonna move there in a bit. w/e so i go to the house and take care of business~ if u get me but then i realize!!! I DIDNT BRING NO PAPER!!!! i was like OMFG!!!!!!! i cant believe this!! im so stupid. and well. theres no paper in the house cause we still havent moved in and w/e and i Really didnt feel like walking a block without cleaning my arse thats just nigerish~ so i find a paper which isnt really paper but its like a packaging paper one of the boxes in the house had. and... you can guess the rest~
    so the point of this thread is~ have you ever done something this stupid???
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    Change your font.

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    u dont like the shiny color? :< fine~ bites*

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    it's hard to read. but i don't know why you would wan't to read it. Dave should make the font white for everyone under 500 posts.
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    i skimed thru it and all i saw was whipping ass with some sorta paper...
    Quote Originally Posted by dk173 View Post
    i never had a gf -_-
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    Quote Originally Posted by TropX View Post
    [SIZE][COLOR]it's hard to read. but i don't know why you would wan't to read it. Dave should make the font white for everyone under 500 posts.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
    LMAO i just saw u edit this like 4 times trying to get a color or sumthing lool

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    my friend had to use papers from a directory book. If i was in ur situation and i had to chuck a shit and then i'd wash my asshole . :]
    Last edited by Mr. Lonely; 11-02-2009 at 06:41 PM. Reason: dsent make sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by mlkey View Post
    LMAO i just saw u edit this like 4 times trying to get a color or sumthing lool
    mpgh was slow for a minute there, and when i tried to edit i erased the html objects by mistake.

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    if any of you had to choose between~ your hand or sand paper. which would you use? LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    my friend had to use papers from a directory book. If i was in ur situation and chuck a shit and then wash my asshole . :]
    LOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    my friend had to use papers from a directory book. If i was in ur situation and i had to chuck a shit and then i'd wash my asshole . :]
    Thats not gross in any way what so ever
    Quote Originally Posted by dk173 View Post
    i never had a gf -_-
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    I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowWrath View Post
    Thats not gross in any way what so ever
    LOL sarcasm? o_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by mlkey View Post
    if any of you had to choose between~ your hand or sand paper. which would you use? LOL



    LOL!!!!

    sandpaper has a side wich isn't... hmm.. "sandy"? or abrasive.

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    umm dual sided sand paper! >>

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    its the world " asshole " isnt it .

    _<span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span>_


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    This post is disturbing.
    Fuck you, just fuck you.

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