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    14-Year-Old Girl Pregnant with Baby Jesus

    " 14-year-old Amanda Peters hid her pregnancy from her mother for nearly three months until she began to show. When her mother Judy confronted her, Amanda denied having sexual intercourse and was taken immediately to a doctor who concluded she had likely been sexually active. " That’s when Amanda’s mother begged God to forgive her sinful daughter. However, her prayers were met strangely: Judy claims God came to her in a vision and said he had impregnated Amanda through immaculate conception and that she was to give birth to Jesus.

    “At first I was confused, ” Mrs. Peters said. “Jesus was born to the Virgin Mary thousands of years ago, why was Amanda going to give birth to him again? But God explained this was how Jesus was to return to Earth as promised.”

    Judy told her daughter who was overjoyed that she was no longer grounded and had regained her phone privileges.

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    The mom is stupid as fuck is she believes this.

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    Damn, she's cute. It's sad that she has such a religious ass hole for a mom though.
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    She looks like a whore. Slut confirmed, the bitch isn't carrying baby jesus, probably Baby Jesus from tj.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradise` View Post
    She looks like a whore. Slut confirmed, the bitch isn't carrying baby jesus, probably Baby Jesus from tj.
    I mean, I think she's cute. But she fucked at 14, so confirmed slut indeed.
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    Argggg. The stupidity... IT BURNS...

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    The mom is autistic, and so is the daughter. Just wanted her fucking phone back. This generation really makes me sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drewsorr1 View Post
    The mom is autistic, and so is the daughter. Just wanted her fucking phone back. This generation really makes me sad.
    Phones are a vital piece of today's world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subaru` View Post


    Phones are a vital piece of today's world.
    Yep.
    I'm not trying to be a hypocrite or anything since I use a phone and a computer for long periods of time, but why dig yourself in a hole (saying you're pregnant with god's son) when you could just live up to what you did? The outcome won't be as bad as what will happen now. She obviously had sex and got pregnant and there's plenty of ways to prove it. Just do a DNA test on the baby and they'll see it has male DNA and female DNA. When the baby is born she'll be fucked is basically what I'm saying.
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    i call fucking bs mate clearly god is not real she has just fucked 50 guys kinda looks like @Scotia sister

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    “I was so sick with grief over Amanda having sex,” Judy said. “And I’m now so happily relieved to know she’s still a virgin and this was all God’s doing. I can’t believe I’m going to be Jesus’ grandma… actually, I don’t know how that will work, but I’m just extremely happy my daughter isn’t having premarital sex and Jesus is coming back in less than a month.”

    ^ I'm just thinking what the fuck. This mom's so fucking stupid. Is this really what America is becoming?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dylann- View Post
    “I was so sick with grief over Amanda having sex,” Judy said. “And I’m now so happily relieved to know she’s still a virgin and this was all God’s doing. I can’t believe I’m going to be Jesus’ grandma… actually, I don’t know how that will work, but I’m just extremely happy my daughter isn’t having premarital sex and Jesus is coming back in less than a month.”

    ^ I'm just thinking what the fuck. This mom's so fucking stupid. Is this really what America is becoming?
    Yes because 2 out of 318 million people make our country look like shit.

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