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    Cool A life changing event

    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.
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    Looked at posts expecting this to be a post ban thread since no one could think of coming up with this without being high af.

    Thought wrong. OP is just a tad weird.


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    Nice copypasta

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    There's nothing wrong with this post, Apache.
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    Weird OP, weird thread. Enough said.

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