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    Ihop is retarded

    Didn't post this earlier cuz i was banned, but anyway, I got kicked out of Ihop on national pancake day for asking those bastards to cook me some waffles. GG ihop...i will be back.
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    dude congratulation

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    Be sure to spread tons of diabetes on those pancakes oh stupid sheep.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post
    I shoulda went to Ihop.
    Same. I'm in the mood for waffles now. BTW check your skype
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    yeah. sure they did

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    Is it 2 late for me to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Be sure to spread tons of diabetes on those pancakes oh stupid sheep.
    You can't talk


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    Wanted waffles, now im crying.

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    GG Ihop you are now better then Subway for yelling at me for them spilling my drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi Cola View Post


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    wait ihop doesn't sell waffles?

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