My AIM Conversation with his girlfriend:
Her (7:08:38 PM): ok well ill talk to you later
Me(7:08:43 PM): good
Me (7:08:45 PM): or ill cut you
Me (7:08:46 PM): what
(next parts are longer, but worth it. )
Me (7:16:44 PM): he wants his step bro to know who the person he wants to marry is
Her (7:16:54 PM): O.O
Her (7:16:57 PM): marry
Me (7:17:00 PM): oh sorry
Me (7:17:01 PM): um
Her (7:17:04 PM): we have not talked about that yet
Me (7:17:06 PM): is sexbuddies with?
Me (7:17:18 PM): im not sure what the youth is into nowadays
Her (7:17:23 PM): is this some kind of prank?
Me (7:17:27 PM): no
Her (7:17:32 PM): okay
Me (7:17:41 PM): wait, would you like it to be?
Her (7:17:54 PM): well umm i have to go soon things to do
Me (7:17:59 PM): i dont believe you
Me (7:18:02 PM): block incoming
Her (7:18:08 PM): what?
Me (7:18:12 PM): ILL CUT YOU
Her (7:18:21 PM): your strange
Me (7:18:25 PM): i love you
Her (7:18:47 PM): ok i am going to ask dru about this your wierd
Me (7:19:10 PM): so...
Me (7:19:14 PM): you're asking for a 3some?
Her (7:19:29 PM): hes on his way to get me and if you really do know him I will consider talking to you again but no more for now
Her (7:19:32 PM): byeeee
Me (7:19:36 PM): well
Me (7:19:38 PM): i do know him
Me (7:19:40 PM): I AM HIS FATHER
She has signed off at 7:19:51 PM.
Her (7:30:11 PM): what do you want
Me (7:30:23 PM): I want you to like me
Her (7:30:56 PM): I am talking to dru on the phone as we speak and he said you would not say those things and that if you did not to talk to you anymore
Me (7:31:09 PM): what
Me (7:31:36 PM): okay fine
Her (7:32:20 PM): hmm?
Me (7:32:23 PM): im a pseudopsychopathic schizophrenic.
Me (7:32:35 PM): i hunt down magical elves in search of knowledge
Her (7:32:37 PM): what the hell is that
Her (7:32:58 PM): he said that this doesnt sound like you
Me (7:33:07 PM): it is a personality disorder in which there are oddities of thought (magical thinking, paranoid ideation, suspiciousness), perception (illusions, depersonalization), speech (digressive, vague, overelaborate), and behavior (inappropriate affect in social interactions, frequently social isolation) that are not severe enough to characterize schizophrenia.
Her (7:33:35 PM): ok so that is how you explain what you did ?
Her (7:33:40 PM): Um no
Her (7:33:41 PM): can you be normal perhaps ?
Me (7:33:45 PM): I thought you were a fairy
Her (7:33:57 PM): why
Her (7:33:59 PM): and wierd
Me (7:34:20 PM): if you think im weird you should meet my evil twin brother jeffrey
Me (7:34:28 PM): he stole the cookies from the cookie jar
Her (7:34:36 PM): did he now?
Me (7:34:39 PM): yes he did
Me (7:34:43 PM): mommy punished me though
Me (7:34:49 PM): she doesnt believe in ghosts
Her (7:34:53 PM): there is something wrong with you
Me (7:35:03 PM): i think there's something wrong with you
Her1 (7:35:06 PM): extremely wrong with you
Me (7:35:10 PM): ISEEDEADPEOPLE
Her (7:35:39 PM): dru says that you need to shut up and stop before he gets mad at you
Her (7:35:50 PM): and that you need to be normal and do what you promised
Her (7:36:03 PM): honestly i think this is a prank that he set up to mess with me
Me (7:36:04 PM): the voices tell me not to
Her (7:36:14 PM): what voices
Me (7:36:22 PM): YOU DONT HEAR THE VOICES?
Her (7:36:27 PM): this is too much hes gonna have alot to anwser to when he gets here
Me (7:36:33 PM): "Attention WalMart shoppers..."
Her (7:36:52 PM): he will be here soon what did you say your name was again
Me (7:37:06 PM): OH NO
Her (7:37:08 PM): so i can make sure i am telling him about the right person
Me (7:37:10 PM): THE VOICES
Me (7:37:14 PM): THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER
Her (7:37:19 PM): ok.....
Me (7:37:20 PM): dont tell him
Me (7:37:23 PM): or ill cut you
Me (7:37:29 PM): wat
Her (7:37:35 PM): I am going to block you soon
Me (7:37:38 PM): but why
Me (7:37:42 PM): we have so much in common
Her (7:37:57 PM): because i have no clue who you are and all you say is stupid shit
Me (7:38:09 PM): YOU CALLIN ME BLACK?!
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