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    Exclamation EPIC TROLL CONTEST!!! (approved by dave)

    i got the idea from this thread

    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...e-pedos-d.html


    whoever does the best troll on omegele wins!!!

    Only rule: Must post pictures of the troll no coping and pasting

    we will have entrys then voting will start when i say so. This will be hilarious so post your entrys!

    Dave said there will be a prize!
    Last edited by Dested; 11-09-2009 at 10:48 AM.

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    ROFLMAO! ima compete in this shit xD btw i know it says no copy paste but im just doing it for the lolz not for the prize.
    ~~EDIT~~
    LOls. since i got a warning thx to dw3fan editing his post to put entries in only. -.-(stares) ima save this spot for my entry :O
    btw dude its kinda hard to screeny all that?
    ~~EDIT EDIT~~
    this is not my official entry but its funny
    [html]Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hello, shmexy
    You: Hi there, im a cock loving whore who likes it up every fuck hole.
    You: you?
    Stranger: I am a vag loving Man who wants to see yours
    You: Really?
    Stranger: ya gurl
    You: I dont have a picture
    You: but
    You: if u make me wet enough ill take one
    Stranger: o shit
    You: im serious.
    Stranger: you're making me hard
    You: awesome!
    You: how hard are you?
    Stranger: half way so far
    Stranger: 3/4
    You: cool
    Stranger: ASL
    You: im getting kinda wet talking about it
    Stranger: or just A
    You: im 69
    You: you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Edit~

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi there fag! wanna come suck on my 1 inch dick?
    You: Yes no?
    Stranger: no
    You: aww why not
    Stranger: where you from ?
    You: im from jew
    You: you?
    Stranger: what ?
    You: wheeeeereee areeeee yoooooooooouuuuuuuu froooooom..??????
    Stranger: can you speaking korea ?
    You: no
    You: ima jewfag
    You: not an asian
    Stranger: you are from usa ?
    You: i can if you want me to be, baby.
    You: do you like cock up your ass?
    You: us jewfags love fucking men.
    You: dont you?
    Stranger: no
    You: why not?
    You: its fun and cool
    You: male on male orgasms are the best
    You: i can teach you everything you need to know.
    You: that way you'll stop using this site to hutn down little girls
    You: u fucking pedo
    Stranger: you mater Fuck you hell Ok? im korea speakeing
    Stranger: 야 시발놈아 ㅋㅋㅋ
    Stranger: 발정낫냐 ?
    You: fuck you
    You: asn fucker
    Stranger: 발정났냐고 ㅋㅋㅋ
    Stranger: 한국말못해 ?
    Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋ
    You: suck my jew dick
    Stranger: 유어 머더 뻐커다
    Stranger: 시발놈아 ㅋㅋㅋ
    Stranger: you Fucking Hell Ok?
    Stranger: 병신새끼 ㅋㅋㅋ
    You: fuck me
    Stranger: Shut up
    You: come suck on my cum
    Stranger: 凸
    Stranger: ㅗ
    You: yes
    Stranger: ㅗ^^ㅗ
    You: thats gonna be my dick in your mouth
    Stranger: 凸^^凸
    You: 8====D O:
    You: looks more like 2 dicks
    You: and ur sucking on them
    You: haha azn fag
    Stranger: You are god them
    You: go back to japan bitch
    Stranger: Fucking yo
    Stranger: Ok ?
    You: so now your admiting you wanan fuck me?
    Stranger: 닥쳐시발새끼야 한국말못해?
    You: see you are a fag
    Stranger: what ?
    You: no worries
    You: ill let you fuck me
    You: once im done ripping your ass
    You: with my 1 inch dick
    You: all you asians have 1 inch dicks anywqays
    You: so we aint that diferent
    Stranger: You mater fuckking you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Edit~

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: hi there fucking bitch
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: that was forward
    You: thanks
    Stranger: why the hostility?
    You: because i feel sad
    Stranger: why is that?
    You: because your not here to bang me
    Stranger: I dont think we know each other well enough to banf
    Stranger: *bang
    Stranger: my boyfriend frowns on cheating too
    You: you think so?
    Stranger: I know so
    You: then why you talking here?
    You: most weirdos come here to be..
    You: weirdos
    Stranger: Im not really a weirdo
    Stranger: I live in a house
    Stranger: not a box
    You: WHOA
    You: so do i
    You: o_o
    You: although
    You: my mom put my little brother ina box and sunk him to the bottom of the bay
    You: so i guess he is a weirdo
    You: what do you think?
    Stranger: oh, im sorry, I forgot you were there
    Stranger: I think...
    Stranger: youre a slutty cunt
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Edit~

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HEY
    Stranger: sorry caps
    You: Go cut your wirsts you fucking emo fuck.
    Stranger: my heart is in ohio
    Stranger: so cut my wrists and black my eyes
    You:
    Stranger: so i can fall asleep tonight
    You: Then slit your throat and the peace will be forever
    Stranger: i dont roll like that nigga i cap niggas in my samurai
    You: in your samurai?
    You: whats that your 1inch dick?
    Stranger: no nigga suzuki samurai
    Stranger: are you fucking stupid?
    You: so.. you fuck niggas with a sword in your motorcycle?
    You: your gay
    You: fag.
    Stranger: how worthless do u have to be to noe know that?
    Stranger: u bet your desk is stained with cum
    You: someone like you is worthless because you dont know it
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Edit~

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey sexy
    You: Hi there, i love cocks. you?
    Stranger: i wanna see you nackt
    Stranger: yea yea yea
    You: cool!
    Stranger: cocks are lovely
    You: u wanna see my vag?
    You: yes no?
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: fucking show me
    You: ok!
    You: hang on
    Stranger: hurry the fuck up
    Stranger: god damn it slut quicker
    Stranger: it better be hairy
    You: ok
    You: here
    Stranger: where
    You: https://2.bp.********.com/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SciAlFO7GWI/AAAAAAAAIk0/0zPfJH64o68/s400/DickDene.jpg
    Stranger: fucking love it
    Stranger: got any more?
    Stranger: im bi
    Stranger: and horny
    You: sure!
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: need cock
    Stranger: need cock
    You: here
    You: https://redtube.com/redtube/gay
    You: have fun
    You:
    Stranger: redtube sucks
    You: do you get hard from watching dicks?
    Stranger: tube8 is good
    Stranger: spankwier
    Stranger: spankwire
    You: ooo?
    Stranger: redtube is only good for staright
    Stranger: not really
    Stranger: im straight
    You: whats the link for tube 8
    Stranger: just fucking wih people today
    You: or spank
    You: wire
    Stranger: tube8.com
    Stranger: spankwire.com
    You: cool
    You: can i have ur email?
    You: i wanna get a webcam show from u
    You: ill do it for you
    You:
    Stranger: hmmm idk
    Stranger: u m or f?
    You: both
    You: you?
    Stranger: more then both
    Stranger: im a heshee bear
    You: really?
    You: whats that
    Stranger: mixed with poodle
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/html]
    Last edited by mlkey; 11-09-2009 at 02:49 AM.

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    SHOW PRIZE OR GTFO
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    It would be so easy to fake an entry.. Just steal an omegle troll from google images

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    O.o

    We had like a 20 page thread on omegle chat quotes, fail.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    SHOW PRIZE OR GTFO
    its vip or soemthing dave said on msn post your entrys

    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post
    O.o

    We had like a 20 page thread on omegle chat quotes, fail.
    thats why i said take pics no copying and pasting

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    aaah... vip

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    aaah... vip

    *yawn*
    well ill ask him if we can make a tag that says MPGH TROLL...
    post your entrys prize will be decided later on

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    TEXT:

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: HEY
    Stranger: HI
    You: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS!!
    Stranger: NO I DONT
    You: ITS DAVE84311
    Stranger: OMG DAVE
    Stranger: I KNEW A DAVE ONCE
    Stranger: HIS NAME WAS DAVE
    You: WANNA BE MOD ON MY SITE
    Stranger: HE WAS COOL
    Stranger: HELL YEAH
    Stranger: LINK THAT SHIT YO
    You: BUT THERES RULES
    Stranger: WHUTS THAT?
    Stranger: I WONT RAPE ANYBODY
    Stranger: SWEAR
    Stranger: I HAVNT DONE THAT IN
    Stranger: A YEAR
    You: BUT THATS THE PROBLEM
    You: I NEED A GOOD RAPING
    You: ARUN STOPPED RAPING ME 3 MONTHS AGO
    Stranger: WELL I MAY BE OUTTA PRACTICE
    Stranger: BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
    You: THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTS TO RAPE ME IS TOXIN
    You: BUT HE NOT AS GOOD AS ARUN
    Stranger: WELL I RAPE YOU
    You: SO I NEED A NEW MOD TO RAPE ME
    Stranger: I USED TO BE THE BEST
    Stranger: THAT WAS MY REAL QUEST
    You: AS GOOD AS ARUN?
    Stranger: AND TO CHANGE THEM
    Stranger: IS MY CAUSE
    You: COOL
    Stranger: I GOTTA RAPE THEM ALL YO
    You: WHEN CAN YOU START
    Stranger: I CAN START LIKE
    Stranger: NOW
    You: BUT INNA ISNT DONE HAVING SEX WITH MY ASS
    You: SO IT MAY TAKE A WEEK TO GET YOU INTO THE SYSTEM
    Stranger: WELL TELL HIM ITS MY TURN
    You: INNA IS SLOW
    Stranger: ILL CHOP HIS DICK OFF
    Stranger: AND WE CAN WORK FROM THERE
    You: INNA WORSE THAN TOXIN
    You: OK WELL ILL CONTACT YOU IN A WEEK AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT
    Stranger: YOU NEED SOME QUALITY RAPING BOY
    Stranger: AWESOME
    You: I USE TO HAVE ARUN?
    You:
    You: OK WELL CYA
    Stranger: SUCKS MAN
    Stranger: I FEEL YA
    You: START PRACTICING
    Stranger: I ALREADY AM
    You: GEWD
    Stranger: <3
    You: YOU BETTER BE AS GOOD AS ARUN
    You: BECAUSE IVE BEEN SAD FOR A WHILE
    Stranger: ILL MAKE YOU HAPPY
    You: NOTHING TO DO BUT TALK IN CAPS
    Stranger: JUST LIKE GOOD OLD TIMES
    You: OK CYA LATER MAN
    Stranger: LATER SEXY
    Stranger: but i dont want you to leave..
    You: BUT I WILL SEE YOU IN A WEEK!
    You have disconnected.

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    Text:
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: a/s/d?
    Stranger: 100fm/what?
    You: 1337/none/Kanto Region.
    You: Name?
    Stranger: Ass!
    You: orly?
    You: Just like my brother!
    You: Mine's Abra, hi.
    You: I'm a Pokemon.
    You: Abra uses Tackle!
    You: *It's super effective!*
    Stranger: Ass uses master ball!
    Stranger: Ass caught Abra.
    You: Abra dodges the Masterball.
    You: Abra teabags the Masterball.
    You: Abra uses Masterball!
    You: Abra caught Ass!
    You: Would you like to name your Ass? Y/N
    Stranger: Y
    You: Nickname:_ _ _ _ _ _ _
    You: Ass is now called Niggaplz!
    You: Would you like to send your Niggaplz to the PC? Y/N
    Stranger: N
    You: aw.
    You: *drops Niggaplz on David's toilet*
    Stranger: Niggaplz uses Flush
    Stranger: Niggaplz got away...



    Too lazy to Prnt Scrn the whole convo.



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    i wood so he win i troll all the time

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    Troll competition, not a funny conversation competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scruffy View Post
    Troll competition, not a funny conversation competition.
    You can't troll in OMEGLE, sorry.

    Once they don't like you, they disconnect.

    Sorry



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    I win in trolling, even when I don't participate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luizfe View Post
    You can't troll in OMEGLE, sorry.

    Once they don't like you, they disconnect.

    Sorry
    Even though I respect your skill, I disagree. I'll post results tomorrow when I'm not on my iPod.

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