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    There's this girl....

    Ok, there's this girl, she's literally beautiful, with a great ass. I've been with a lot of girls, but I have no idea to approach her. She doesn't seem to be into jocks or anything, and she hasn't really dated anyone (from what I've heard). I've been trying to talk to her friends to get close to her, but it's not working. Any ideas on how I can get with her?
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    Don't come up to her all "Yo you got a great ass I wanna fuck you so hard."

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    I can roll up and throw money at her

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    Do you have any classes with her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    Do you have any classes with her?
    Na, she's a junior, I'm a sophmore. Only have 2 Junior classes and she's not in any of em. She's in my lunch tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    Na, she's a junior, I'm a sophmore. Only have 2 Junior classes and she's not in any of em. She's in my lunch tho.
    Go to Starbucks with her.


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    Try finding a common interest, once you do, you can start using that as a initiative to start a convorsation or be around her. I am also strugleing right now with girls so I may not have the best advice. But once you find a common interest so you have a reason to be around/talk to her then try getting to know her. Even if it is just 1~5min convorsations at first. You gotta start somewhere. Hopefully you work it out, goodluck man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post

    Go to Starbucks with her.
    Would depend if it's closed or open campus lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post


    Would depend if it's closed or open campus lmao
    Well arnt most highschools open campus? Or atleast most of them are where I live. (Assuming we are talking about highschools)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post


    Would depend if it's closed or open campus lmao
    ya, we get open lunch
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    You should always introduce yourself. After that, you could try asking for her number. (This doesn't work every time, its better if she shares a class with you. Ask her in that class.). If she declines, or possibly doesn't have a phone, try sitting down and bringing up a conversation. (Again, this is easier if she shares a class with you, bring up something that you like about the class or something she may be good at in that class, compliment her). You just need to try and become friends with her, and work on spending time with her outside of school. School based relationships, usually, don't last long. Good luck, I'm here if you have any need of more information or questions you may want to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    Ok, there's this girl, she's literally beautiful, with a great ass. I've been with a lot of girls, but I have no idea to approach her. She doesn't seem to be into jocks or anything, and she hasn't really dated anyone (from what I've heard). I've been trying to talk to her friends to get close to her, but it's not working. Any ideas on how I can get with her?
    To point you into the right direction, she ain't a ho.

    She's not going to talk to you if you approach her in any way that relates to trying to get with her. All you need to do is introduce yourself and become friends with her.

    Flat out, if you do end up doing that, gradually ease into it. Ask for her number a few days later or when you're comfortable. She'll give it.

    Talk, and be a really nice guy. Smile nicely.

    Talking to her friends won't do shit, tbh. Don't see how you thought that'd work. Direct eye contact and approaching her directly and speaking clearly.

    Simplest way to get a girl: Don't give a shit. You puppy her and she'll walk. You being brutal (not physically, or verbally, it's just an expression) and icing her if she rejects in any way and she'll come running to you. It's called a "freeze-out". You become involved in a friendship/relationship and when she hesitates, you "freeze-out." You totally ignore her, switch to something else, and wait for her to say something. When she starts getting pissy/sad, simply say that you respected her decision not to do anything/get together. 9/10 chance she'll say "No, wait."

    Same thing happens in a sexual encounter. LMAS (Last Minute Anti Slut) can happen during sex, where she's reluctant but turned on. If you get to THAT point, step back down a notch, make out, and try again. If she's still reluctant, step back down a notch, then just freeze out. At that point she'll be turned on enough that she'll hop right back on the D, with no restrictions. I got my play game OP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xarnix View Post
    To point you into the right direction, she ain't a ho.

    She's not going to talk to you if you approach her in any way that relates to trying to get with her. All you need to do is introduce yourself and become friends with her.

    Flat out, if you do end up doing that, gradually ease into it. Ask for her number a few days later or when you're comfortable. She'll give it.

    Talk, and be a really nice guy. Smile nicely.

    Talking to her friends won't do shit, tbh. Don't see how you thought that'd work. Direct eye contact and approaching her directly and speaking clearly.

    Simplest way to get a girl: Don't give a shit. You puppy her and she'll walk. You being brutal (not physically, or verbally, it's just an expression) and icing her if she rejects in any way and she'll come running to you. It's called a "freeze-out". You become involved in a friendship/relationship and when she hesitates, you "freeze-out." You totally ignore her, switch to something else, and wait for her to say something. When she starts getting pissy/sad, simply say that you respected her decision not to do anything/get together. 9/10 chance she'll say "No, wait."

    Same thing happens in a sexual encounter. LMAS (Last Minute Anti Slut) can happen during sex, where she's reluctant but turned on. If you get to THAT point, step back down a notch, make out, and try again. If she's still reluctant, step back down a notch, then just freeze out. At that point she'll be turned on enough that she'll hop right back on the D, with no restrictions. I got my play game OP.
    I would have to agree, you do know what you are talking about. That is one of the best ways to get a girl, if only it always worked. xD

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    Well arnt most highschools open campus? Or atleast most of them are where I live. (Assuming we are talking about highschools)
    In miami we don't .

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