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    Missouri Teens Mistake Human Ashes for Cocaine

    The ashes of a Missouri man's father wound up in the garbage after teenage robbers were disappointed the bag holding the remains wasn't filled with cocaine.

    Devin Gesell, 17, admitted he and his two accomplices, ages 15 and 16, broke into the St. Peters home in November looking for goods, according to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

    Gesell was the lookout as the teenagers stole jewelry, prescription drugs, video games, $825 in cash and the remains of the homeowner's father, the St. Charles County Prosecuting Attorney's Office alleges.

    The items and cash were worth about $3,000 but the one item that was truly priceless was thrown away.

    The suspect told police they discarded the ashes when they realized it was not cocaine.

    He told police he did not know where it was located.

    One of the juveniles actually tasted it to make sure it was not drugs, the website reported.

    Gesell was charged with 2nd degree burglary and stealing more than $500, the website reported. The other two suspects will be charged as juveniles.




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    I thought they snorted the ashes. no fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wash View Post
    I thought they snorted the ashes. no fun
    That's what I was looking forward to as well.

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    This has happened before, absolute dipshits

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    no ash snorting, no fun.

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    The stupidity in this one is way above average.
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    Another report said it was his grandmothers ashes damn I believed it and they say he snorted it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Royce View Post
    Another report said it was his grandmothers ashes damn I believed it and they say he snorted it
    Yeah same, entire thing is fucked up though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov's Sheep View Post
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    One of the juveniles actually tasted it to make sure it was not drugs, the website reported.
    I wonder how it would've tasted actually
    Still that shit's fucked up.
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