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    How many of you have seen the documentary on me?

    50 Shades of Grey?

    I'm the man, fuckin the system.





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    I wonder if anyone here has actually read / watched 50 Shades.

    I downloaded the audio book of it to spam on CS:GO, and skimmed through it to find the sex scenes. Easily the worst-written thing I've ever heard. Shitty vocabulary, constant repetition of words, terrible metaphors / similes, and an overall boring book. Besides the hilariously-awful sex scenes, the book is Snoozeville.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    I wonder if anyone here has actually read / watched 50 Shades.

    I downloaded the audio book of it to spam on CS:GO, and skimmed through it to find the sex scenes. Easily the worst-written thing I've ever heard. Shitty vocabulary, constant repetition of words, terrible metaphors / similes, and an overall boring book. Besides the hilariously-awful sex scenes, the book is Snoozeville.
    erotic book written for women, what do you expect? quality?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post


    erotic book written for women, what do you expect? quality?
    A little, yeah.
    I mean I'm no expert, but there are plenty of erotic book writers that have some sort of sense of the english language. This book really is terribly written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    A little, yeah.
    I mean I'm no expert, but there are plenty of erotic book writers that have some sort of sense of the english language. This book really is terribly written.
    smut is smut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post
    I'm the man, fuckin the system.
    No doubts you're the man garett.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    A little, yeah.
    I mean I'm no expert, but there are plenty of erotic book writers that have some sort of sense of the english language. This book really is terribly written.
    Pornhub made a video over how shitty the book is. Was hilarious.
     
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    No wonder it sucked its a documentary of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xarnix View Post
    Pornhub made a video over how shitty the book is. Was hilarious.
    Yeah, and they also have written some shit about it.
    https://www.pornhub.com/insights/50-s...bdsm-searches/

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    It is just a smut and poorly written even for that. Would not hold my breath for the Pulitzer prize...

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    Garett you bend over for the system all day erryday
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post
    50 Shades of Grey?

    I'm the man, fuckin the system.
    You're a crazy sheep, that's what you are.





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    I read the book and saw the movie. It honestly isn't at all worth the little hype it's brought up, the book had a kind of substantial plot but the writing style wasn't great. The movie was plain shitty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    You're a crazy sheep, that's what you are.
    First off, I don't make love. I fuck. Hard.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post
    First off, I don't make love. I fuck. Hard.
    More like the system fucks you. Hard. Erryday.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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