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    Man found dead after having sex with a scarecrow wearing a strap on

    https://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-di...penis-5133992/

    An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.

    He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.

    Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.

    Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

    ‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

    ‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow

    Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.

    Das how most of the group will go out

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    what the fuck

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    Psh this is normal know days.

    Soon we will have animal marriage

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    Typical negros
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    that is some weird shit

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    There was no signs of violence.. The scarecrow "obviously" beat the shit out of him.

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    Scarecrows are worse than STD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cursed View Post
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    lol as if

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    no way. but still, Arun is a gay.




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