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    Quote Originally Posted by Yung Lean 2001 View Post
    First time I was Skiing, but I was pretty good at it, so decided to jump some bumps. Some idiot cut me off so I had to turn left, but I forgot that I was ready to make a jump, so fell and broke my leg from ankle all the way up to the knee.


    Not too long ago, I rolled a joint, took a picture of it, got wasted, accidentally sent the picture to my friends mom (really don't know how or why... Didn't even know her name at the time)




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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    You didn't beat the fuck out of no one, pussy.
    lol
    go ahead ask him
    his eyes were red and fking cut lips

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyWASSUP View Post
    lol
    go ahead ask him
    his eyes were red and fking cut lips
    Stop describing your face after your dad cock slaps you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyWASSUP View Post
    lol
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    his eyes were red and fking cut lips
    You should stop before you get banned for flamming, assistive can report you to get you banned :|

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    Got caught watching porn at school got suspended for 3 days in school..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cursed View Post
    Changed my grades & was snitched on. So they searched my flash drives. Found the fappening, accounts, and a shit ton of ebooks. Kicked me out of that school.
    R u srs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post


    R u srs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cursed View Post


    Yes, not get off my post quotes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy Turner View Post
    Got caught watching porn at school got suspended for 3 days in school..
    Bro you really cant go more than 7 hours without fappin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    Bro you really cant go more than 7 hours without fappin?
    We were fuckin' around had the volume on full and the vice-principal creep'd from the window and saw.


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    Me and my brother where sitting on a car roof, and me and his where trying to get off and my brother is bigger and uhhh.. buffer...*Cough*FAT*cough* So with us combined, we smashed the windshield I fell in and cut my arm open, THE WORST PART IS!!!! It cut my hand sideways on my wrist. So now people think I use to cut myself.


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    Let's see.. ahh yess that story..

    So one day around 4 years ago my best friend earl, our other good friend weezy, and some other dude who's name was chevon all decided to drive from earls house in which we were located to some forest spot like 18 miles away to go get stoned. So I drove to the spot and that whole 18 miles we didn't pass a single car. So around when we were finishing a bowl it started to rain so we got back in the car and left back to earl's place.

    About 5 minutes later on the way back (it was pouring rain down hard at this point) I passed some person on the road with their thumb out so I considered how I hadn't passed anybody, no nearby buildings, and it was pissing rain out so I decided to be the real mvp and pull over. So it turned out to be some older lady in her 40s to 50s. When she opened the door n got in I asked her where she was headed and she said "my name is alexis, you can call me lisa" or something, she sounded like she was a tweaker or drunk. She told us she lived in a small town called taholah (which she was hitchhiking away from) and was just heading "wherever the wind takes her". And then earl explained to her that we were good kids and we didn't smoke or drink or do any of that and i swear to god right after he said that she replied like "oh... Got any chronic!?" i lol'd so much i swerved and she seemed pretty chill cuz she was telling us to blast the music n stuff so earl invited her to his house...

    well when we got to earls house i went on his computer while everyone else was chilling in his room. After 10 mins of being there earl taps me on my shoulder and said "dude, drive her to the gas station in shores she just pissed her pants" so i turned around and she was claiming she spilled beer on her pants (when earl and his dad were the only ones who were holding or had access to alcohol).

    So I went out to the car to drop her off at the gas station in the nearest town. She was bout to sit on her sweatshirt cuz her pants were wet so i said "oh no i'll go get you a towel" so i ran inside got a towel went back out and laid it down on her seat
    AND AS SOON AS I STOOD UP FROM LAYING IT DOWN SHE DROPS HER PANTS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND STARTS PEEING
    so I fucking just bolted to the other side saying wtf!? and she probably didn't hear my reaction since she was laughing her ass off thinking it was a good prank or something.

    Well when she stopped fucking pissing i got in the car and started driving down a 2 way highway towards the town. Halfway down it she said "oh no i live in taholah back that way, and as she said that she fucking looked at my gas gauge n saw it at full. I paused for a minute and she said in the most pitiful voice ever "oh it's ok i don't know anybody here or anything but i'll be ok..." so i sighed and turned the car around(I was thinking why tf is she hitchiking away from her fucking home if she just wanted to go straight back -.- ! ). Then she thanked me excessively and asked if i had any nirvana I told her no not on a cd, all i got is eminem. She was like I love eminem blast that shit so i did and she did this fucking weird ass fucking arm waving over the dash, i thought she was possessed it was weird af.

    So about 10 minutes later everything was ok ish till i started a curvy part of the road when she grabbed my fuckin arm and thanked me again, I had to like shove her off me i thought she was gnna attack me or something.

    Then 7 minutes later guess what fucking happens at this wonderful fucking time, a cop pulls me over! So he pulled me over cuz my tailights weren't working, when he came back to me the 2nd time right in the middle of whatever the fk he was telling me SHE STARTED CUSSING OUT LOUD AT HIM, not really loud and not directly said to him but it was obv about him and i was just frantically signalling her to stfu. The officer somehow didn't pay any attention to her and let me go with a $100 ticket.

    I got to her town and dropped her off, and that's the last time I will ever pick up a hitchhiker.

    P.S. I told this story to another close friend and found out that the hitchhiker was his aunt, mind fucked!

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