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    I'm about to become an older cousin again?

    Ok well, my 19 year old cousin is pregnant and we just got the call that she's almost fully dilated meaning that she's close to having her baby. The thing is, she's not due till next month, her skank friend is supposed to be due this month....I think maybe they switched the dates up with each others.
    For those of you reading this thinking she's Mexican, then I'll let you know that she isn't she's a white girl. She isn't a skank either, she just pretended to be one and ended up pregnant by a Mexican guy, who if I ever find will end up paying child support, and it is hilarious because she's supposed to be the good person in our family. (I'm one of the fucked up ones, ftw)

    Anyways, just thought I'd share this with you, because it's a bit funny if you knew the whole story behind this. That and because my sister who is pregnant is jealous and at the hospital with her. I'm just glad my 4 year old nephew isn't there, this isn't something he should see or even know about because he thinks that since his mother is pregnant, that he is too which is actually cute and annoying.

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    well, congratz

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltjustas1 View Post
    well, congratz
    Meh, thanks I guess.
    I'm just glad it's not my girlfriend that's preggo, I'm unemployed and she works and has school. My town = Shit, no jobs available for someone who's over 18 years old.

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    awww. your nephew thinks he's pregnant . LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    awww. your nephew thinks he's pregnant . LOL
    Yeah, it's not that funny.

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    Same thing happened to my dog just last week
    Last edited by -James; 11-22-2009 at 05:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Same thing happened to my cousin lolololololol.
    Yeah, but the female population in Australia are pretty much sluts...but then again so are American women.

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    Read the edit lolololo

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    ure activity about to go from 25% to 0.25%


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    Your one of the fucked up ones? How? You like SLIPKNOT a total green lover relaxing band. Like Coldplay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juanrineytor View Post
    Your one of the fucked up ones? How? You like SLIPKNOT a total green lover relaxing band. Like Coldplay.
    Yeah, no making fun of Slipknot.
    I'm fucked up because I'm mean, I treat people like shit, I don't care about others feelings and problems with the past.

    Quote Originally Posted by sendi11 View Post
    ure activity about to go from 25% to 0.25%
    Why would it do that? I'm unemployed, my girlfriend lives 80 miles from me and she works while going to school online. I have no life, only time I actually feel joy is when my girlfriend is here, or when I'm there at her dads house staying the night. Her mom's a bitch, won't ever let me stay the night, but then again there's basically no room in her tiny house for me to sleep, except for maybe the couch?

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