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    Titan turns himself in for murdering imaginary friend

    https://www.inquisitr.com/2084892/geo...4kPb1125coz.99

    Geoff Gaylord just couldn’t live with his guilty conscience after murdering his best friend Mr. Happy — and it mattered not at all to Gaylord that Mr. Happy was, strictly speaking, merely his imaginary friend.

    Gaylord, 37, turned himself in at the Jacksonville, Florida, Sheriff’s Office on Tuesday, telling authorities that he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly with a kitchen knife before cutting up Mr. Happy’s imaginary body and burying the imaginary victim in his backyard.

    Gaylord and Mr. Happy have been best friends for seven years, according to the perpetrator himself, but several concerning incidents involving Mr. Happy led to his untimely demise.

    Gaylord demanded the death penalty when he turned himself in — pleading for it to be immediate.

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    "I don't think its right to post pictures of poor mental patients like this. If he should get well some day these pictures will haunt him the rest of his life. He does not deserve that, he is not a criminal.

    We should not spread this story but rather pray for him."

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    guys help me file a petition to get the death penalty, i killed mr. happy and deserve to be punished.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T!TAN View Post
    guys help me file a petition to get the death penalty, i killed mr. happy and deserve to be punished.
    No wonder you like taking it in the ass, it's cause you lost your "Mr.Happy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post
    No Wonder You Like Taking It In The Ass, It's Cause You Lost Your "Mr.Happy"
    you fucking cocksucker, i swear to god chester doesn't even have a dick but you still find a way to suck it
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    What the fuck haha.
    Been around these parts since '10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T!TAN View Post


    you fucking cocksucker, i swear to god chester doesn't even have a dick but you still find a way to suck it
    W O R L D S T A R

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    Quote Originally Posted by T!TAN View Post


    you fucking cocksucker, i swear to god chester doesn't even have a dick but you still find a way to suck it
    ATLEAST I have my "Mr.Happy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post
    ATLEAST I Have My "Mr.Happy"
    idk why, but i suddenly have the urge to flame the shit out of you since you're a CS
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T!TAN View Post


    idk why, but i suddenly have the urge to flame the shit out of you since you're a CS

    Are going to "flame" me because your a feminist now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post
    Are Going To "Flame" Me Because Your A Feminist Now?
    i swear to fucking god dont fucking quote me ever again. dont even mention me, or do anything that makes me get a notification from you
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T!TAN View Post


    i swear to fucking god dont fucking quote me ever again. dont even mention me, or do anything that makes me get a notification from you
    Yep bro is your butt is definitely red as fuck

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    This story's already been proven fake.
    Original article is from a site called "moron," which, coincidentally, perfectly describes OP.

    https://www.snopes.comdia/notnews/imaginarycrime.asp

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    Quote Originally Posted by أبو بكر البغدادي View Post
    This story's already been proven fake.
    Original article is from a site called "moron," which, coincidentally, perfectly describes OP.

    https://www.snopes.comdia/notnews/imaginarycrime.asp
    WHAT THE FUCK, MY. HAPPY IS REAL HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND I KILLED HIM

    I TRIED TO REDEEM MYSELF BY GOING BACK FOR MY CRIMES AND THEY DIDN'T LET ME

    YOU THINK ALL THAT'S FAKE, COLON?
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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