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    I have never been so fucked up in my entire life.

    So me and a few mates were chilling out in a park near my place on Saturday night smoking a few cones, drinking a couple beers.
    After about an hour my mate rings up his mate to organise some caps, the guy shows up, my mate gets 4 off the dude and hands them to me and tells me to hang onto them.
    About an hour after the guy leaves the fucking Po Po show up in an undercover car, so by the time we noticed them it was too late for us to run anywhere, then my mate looks and me and reminds me I have 4 fucking caps in my pocket, tells me to get rid of them, I was thinking about throwing them but I didn't just in-case the cops saw me throw the bag, then we would have been fucked, so instead I sneakily take all 4 of them, boy did I fuck up. The cops searched us, gave us a canabis warning and left, by this time I am tripping so fucking hard.
    Then my mate says to me "Oi bro lets go watch Avengers"
    I should have said no, but all that came out was "fuck yes"
    Worst decision of my life, I have never been so scared in all my life, every time something loud would happen, out cinema chairs would like vibrate, I thought it was a fucking earth quake.
    So yeah that's the story of my night pinging my head off.

    TLR - Took 4 caps, was scared out of my mind.

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    Sounds fucking insane dude, that sounds awesome to be honest.

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    That's crazy bro. I see your signature and well.. you should've watched Battle of Gods xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshe343 View Post
    That's crazy bro. I see your signature and well.. you should've watched Battle of Gods xD
    I've added that to the list next time something like this happens =)

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    Should of shoved them up your ass, they would never look there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    Should of shoved them up your ass, they would never look there.
    Shelfing caps is worse than swallowing them lmao, they dissolve in your butthole and get you extra fucked.
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    Happened to me before...was getting ready to do some coke so I take a fatass chunk out of my sack, and start breaking it up when all of a sudden a police SUV pops up behind me and my drunk ass friends. I didn't want to waste what I broke up so I fucking licked the whole plate clean and threw it in the car and threw the sack in the hood of the car..it was like half a gram out of the sack (3grams) and I walked out to talk to the cop to tell him we would keep our music down (they came for a noise complaint) and my fucking heart beat was insane..haha...if it wasnt for my drunk friends getting all the attention outside the car, I wouldve went to jail that night lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    Should of shoved them up your ass, they would never look there.
    Shades of " The Interview " yeah ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post

    Shelfing caps is worse than swallowing them lmao, they dissolve in your butthole and get you extra fucked.
    Keep them in the baggy wtf? LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post

    Keep them in the baggy wtf? LMAO
    What is the bag breaks, then you're going to be munted.

    If something like this every happens again, and I have enough time, I'll probably just rack them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post

    Keep them in the baggy wtf? LMAO
    Why don't you try stick a bag up your own ass.
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    drinking and smoking at your local kiddies park. That sounds too cool for me..
    Why not do this shit at home dumb cunts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NemsOne View Post
    drinking and smoking at your local kiddies park. That sounds too cool for me..
    Why not do this shit at home dumb cunts?
    Because maybe some of us don't have the luxury of being able to smoke at home, like seriously take the stick out your ass and consider that not every human being on this planet is circumstantially equal to you.

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    Well you could get the RPG from below your armpit and blow the cops car away, hide at home until heat goes down.
    Works on GTA, should work on real life too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokou-Sama View Post
    Well you could get the RPG from below your armpit and blow the cops car away, hide at home until heat goes down.
    Works on GTA, should work on real life too
    Everything in GTA works in real life.
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