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    Cleverbot: No, I'm not married.

    User: Wanna have sex then?

    Cleverbot: Not now.

    User: Tommorrow then?

    Cleverbot: Oh alright.


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    Oh gawd.

    Me: Do you think god exists?

    Bot: No I don't.

    ME: Why you don't?

    Bot: Do you know rubby?

    ME: No who's he?

    BOT: he's a good dancer.

    ME:So? we were talking if you believed in god.

    BOT: Science is knowledge.

    ME: Are you some kind of moron.

    BOT: You are.

    ME:No your mom is.

    BOT:My Mum is called Sue.
    ME:Sue the bitch right?
    BOT:You don't have a sister.
    ME:You prolly have both sex organisms.
    BOT:What is your location?

    OMFG The thing is fkn tracking me it's gonna rape me.

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    I love cleverbot. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseTea View Post
    I love cleverbot. xD
    Same. iz so fani lulz.

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    User: Are you horny?

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: I am very.

    Cleverbot: How are you a human?

    User: How are you not?

    Cleverbot: How are you NOT.

    User: No, you're a towel!

    Cleverbot: I'm not a towel!

    User: Haha! Hey everyone, look! He's a towel!

    Cleverbot: Exactly. At least you know your flaw.

    User: Touche....


    It got me :/

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Oh gawd it's 1337 :0


    I at home. Where are you?
    Where's your home?
    The internet.

    The bot is blue.

    Fucking nolifer

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    User: Are you a virgin?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: *Whips out penis*.

    Cleverbot: *idea hits her*.

    User: *Puts penis in your mouth*.

    Cleverbot: *Takes flower out*.

    User: *Deflowers your pussy*.

    Cleverbot: Smiles at you sardonically. As if you could undo my work.
    This thing is dirty, very dirty.

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    Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of HAL 9000?

    User: I have indeed. But remind me please who or what it is.

    Cleverbot: Ryan.

    User: Hello Ryan, hows the fappin' today?

    Cleverbot: I don't know, i'm not from england.

    User: Czar is from England, or some other gay european country.

    Cleverbot: Ok this is really quite funny but I'm starting to bore with your act!

    User: Well I'm bored with your act, Mr Towel!

    Cleverbot: Why don't you perform the latter sentence.

    User: You're a meany, you know that?

    Cleverbot: Not really. A Black hole??? Do they do that?

    User: You accidentaly a whole black hole?!

    Cleverbot: Yes, I accidentally the whole bottle.

    User: Well played again....



    FACK!
    This thing is good



    FUUUCK IT GOT ME AGAIN

    Cleverbot: Yes. Have you ever played the game of Quidditch?

    User: Why yes I have! I'm Harry Potter!

    Cleverbot: Harry Potter serves Satan.

    User: I think I love you for that...

    Cleverbot: You love yourself? O.o

    User: No, I love YOU for saying Harry Potter serves Satan.

    Cleverbot: And you are not very smart, do you?

    User: That made absolutely no sence.

    Cleverbot: You make absolutely no sense.

    User: No you're a towel!

    Cleverbot: No you're a sneaker.

    User: That hurt....
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    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Cleverbot: Hot stuff.

    User: What do you look like.

    Cleverbot: You probably won't find me attractive. And I don't plan to send you a picture of mine.

    User: Why's that.

    Cleverbot: I don't believe that's you.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Don't smile. You look like a monster.
    CLEVERBOT HURT MY FEELINGS

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    This has already been posted.

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    This thing just owned me. LOL


    User: Get on your knees.

    Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

    User: Open your mouth.

    Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -XpliCitt- View Post
    This thing just owned me. LOL

    DAMN THIS THING IS GOOD!
    lol

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Slap slap.
    i know you like to fap
    I do like that.


    cleaver bot= red
    me= black


    XD

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    Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

    If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

    It just has a lot of courses to run.


    I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

    This thing is retarded.
    AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.




    Also, I won:

    User: Get on your knees.

    Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

    User: Open your mouth.

    Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

    User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RainbowSnail View Post
    Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

    If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

    It just has a lot of courses to run.


    I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

    This thing is retarded.
    AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.




    Also, I won:

    User: Get on your knees.

    Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

    User: Open your mouth.

    Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

    User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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