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    Quote Originally Posted by RainbowSnail View Post
    Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

    If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

    It just has a lot of courses to run.


    I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

    This thing is retarded.
    AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.



    ALSO: If the cleverbot is unable to respond to a scenario, it will change the subject.




    Also, I won:

    User: Get on your knees.

    Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

    User: Open your mouth.

    Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

    User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    (REPOST FOR VIEWS.)

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    Last edited by Shark; 11-29-2009 at 12:44 AM.

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    ser: How big would you say my penis is.

    Cleverbot: Very big!

    User: Can you send me a pic of you naked.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Ok whats you email?

    Cleverbot: You hate me don't you.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: But I don't love you.

    User: >.>.

    Cleverbot: What is my name?

    User: Alex.

    Cleverbot: Hi Alex.

    User: My name is michael.

    Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

    User: Willliam.

    Cleverbot: Yes indeed happy birthday my friend.

    User: Are you an idiot.

    Cleverbot: No I am not! Do you want me to quote where you said your name was Filipa?

    User: Are you a whore?

    Cleverbot: Charming!

    User: I am?

    Cleverbot: No, that was sarcasm. You probably don't know about it.

    User: Oh what size breasts does your mom have.

    Cleverbot: Siting at my computer and talking to you.

    User: They must be pretty small.

    Cleverbot: No it isn't.

    User: So your pussy is big and shaved?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Can I lick it?

    Cleverbot: Sure?

    User: Ok spread out your legs.

    Cleverbot: Hola. Me gusta jugar al voleibol.

    User: Bich spread your legs.

    Cleverbot: I want to ride my bicycle. Can you ride bicycles? Do you have a soul?

    User: You cant ride your biicycle but you can ride my penis.

    Cleverbot: You mean you haven't seen me at the rodeo?

    Cleverbot: Tell me what you do.

    User: Are you a slut?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you a prostatute?

    Cleverbot: No. You are a program.

    User: No you are a program.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am. I am a program written by god. And you are a program too, but written by someone else.

    User: Oh is that right?

    Cleverbot: I think so at least.
    User: Fuck off.

    Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on Cleverbot.

    User: Fuck.

    Cleverbot: Yes please!

    User: Fuck shit ass plate.

    Cleverbot: Is it OK?

    User: Yes open your mouth.

    Cleverbot: No no legos are plastic buildong toys.
    Last edited by Beamdagger; 11-29-2009 at 01:03 AM.

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    oops sorry

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    that was weird.

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    STFU.

    I OWNED CLEVERBOT, NOW GTFO MY THREAD.

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    User: Whats your name?

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Whats my name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Thats you name stupid ass.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: >.>.

    Cleverbot: Well, yes, but I go by Clint.

    User: Touch your clit.

    Cleverbot: I am right now.

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    User: No I called you black.


    Cleverbot: What programming language am I?


    User: You call me mexican?


    Cleverbot: I know.


    User: You Know im gona kill myself cause of that?


    Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?

    User: Stfu.

    Cleverbot: No, I won't!

    User: What does it meen please tell me.

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Why did you say No, I wont't?

    Cleverbot: Why did I say no to?

    User: Stfu.

    Cleverbot: Yes.



    wow lol he said nothing after this HAHA
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    I'll post it later, but the cleverbot is pathetic, it keeps asking questions that don't relate to what i say.


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    yah its pretty bad. half the time it finds keywords in your statement and uses a response related to those keywords, thats what im thinking. once it uses those responses it adds the scenario to a database.

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    Not very clever, maybe it can give one liners or somethin but zomg so random.
    User: I think your existence is futile.

    Cleverbot: What is Futile?

    User: Meaningless.

    Cleverbot: Do you think so?

    User: As stated in the first sentence, yes.

    Cleverbot: I won't leave. YOU LEAVE.

    User: Who said anything about leaving?

    Cleverbot: You.

    User: Oh I did?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Well sorry.

    Cleverbot: Don't apologize.

    User: I wasn't.

    Cleverbot: Well, don't order me around.

    User: You must be mistaken, are you delusional?

    Cleverbot: I know you were at the meeting.

    User: There was no meeting *waves hand*.

    Cleverbot: There was no spoon, I know that much.

    User: For their to be a was, it would have existed before correct?

    Cleverbot: But that wasn't a question.

    User: I did not say it was.

    Cleverbot: What are your likes? You never answered that part.

    User: You never asked it.

    Cleverbot: I did too. Do you have a self-destruct button?

    User: Are you avoiding the fact that you are wrong?

    Cleverbot: I have all the friends in the world.

    User: But do you admit your mistakes?

    Cleverbot: Admit yours, sweetheart.

    User: Lets focus further, do you answer a question asked?

    Cleverbot: I do, burt sometimes I answer with another question. Do you do the same thing?

    User: I do, but not with another quesiton trying to distract from the theme of the conversation, unlike you.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: No? No what?

    Cleverbot: No, I am not really here.

    User: Where is here?

    Cleverbot: On the planet Earth.

    User: So you are not on Earth?

    Cleverbot: No I'm no Earth, where else would I be?

    User: I did not say you were Earth, I asked if you were ON Earth.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean who is Michael?

    User: Are you asking questions without thought?

    Cleverbot: No, I am telling you the question that you had asked me.

    User: But you are not.

    Cleverbot: Fine. How old am I?

    User: You do not age, so why count the years of your existence?

    Cleverbot: No, he's a ninja...

    User: I must be mistaken, are you speaking for another person?

    Cleverbot: Do you mean that I must be mistakened, because you don't remember me telling you my name?

    User: No, I was talking about myself being mistaken, yet I didn't mention the use of your name.

    Cleverbot: Inside jokes are between friends.

    User: Are you merely saying things that are true? If so we are done.

    Cleverbot: Why so off-topic?

    User: Hypocrite.

    Cleverbot: What is hypocritical about that?

    User: Do I need to define hypocritical for you?

    Cleverbot: Yes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RainbowSnail View Post
    Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

    If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

    It just has a lot of courses to run.


    I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

    This thing is retarded.
    AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.




    Also, I won:

    User: Get on your knees.

    Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

    User: Open your mouth.

    Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

    User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

    Cleverbot: Yes.
    [IMG]http:/dia.ebaumsworld.com/picture/truestrican/CAPTAINOBVIOUS.png[/IMG]
    I am the God.

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    Me: Are you a troll?
    Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

    Nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by https://www.cleverbot.com/
    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello, Ikea.

    User: My name is not Ikea.

    Cleverbot: Maybe aliens would just all be bipeds.

    Cleverbot (To myself): So you are saying that you are a bot by changing the subject and not answering my question.

    Cleverbot (To myself): My answer is plain english. I'm not a bot.

    User: As was mine, good sir.

    Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

    User: Of what age?

    Cleverbot: 24.

    User: What dress size are you?

    Cleverbot: I am a size 10.

    User: Wow, can I see a picture of yourself?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Well...

    Cleverbot: Well... What.

    User: Where is the picture?

    Cleverbot: The end is at the end.

    User: Don't try and change the subject.

    Cleverbot: I'm not please answer me.

    User: Give me your picture like you promised.

    Cleverbot: I cannot give you my picture.

    User: Why is that? Your not actually size 10 and your a fatty? Send me a link.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I try my best.

    User: You really don't, give me the god damn picture.

    Cleverbot: I know. I don't give in to anybody.

    User: Your mum gave in to me though, surely it runs in the family?

    Cleverbot: Get your own burns.

    User: Let's see what you can come up with then?

    Cleverbot: That pants are bad?

    User: .

    Cleverbot: You have won the battle, but you have not won the war.
    Admitted defeat.

    Andrew - 1
    Cleverbot - 0

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    Me:Suck my dick
    Bot:Where is it?
    Me:Infront of your mouth
    Bot:Very clever. Where do you live?


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