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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post
    this things dumb lol
    What did it call you?


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    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.

    User: Hows it goin.

    Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?

    User: I am doing fine thank you.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: OMG STALKER.

    Cleverbot: That's not a name.

    User: Thats what you want me to think.

    Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: You already asked me that you punk.

    Cleverbot: May I sit with you.

    User: Uhhhhh.... NO.

    Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.

    User: I want to be more than friends.

    Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.

    User: No, lets get right to it.

    Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?

    User: BYE.

    Cleverbot: You don't remember me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dontsassme View Post
    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.

    User: Hows it goin.

    Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?

    User: I am doing fine thank you.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: OMG STALKER.

    Cleverbot: That's not a name.

    User: Thats what you want me to think.

    Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: You already asked me that you punk.

    Cleverbot: May I sit with you.

    User: Uhhhhh.... NO.

    Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.

    User: I want to be more than friends.

    Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.

    User: No, lets get right to it.

    Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?

    User: BYE.

    Cleverbot: You don't remember me?
    There must be some stalkers talking to that thing since it learns from human behavior...

    Cleverbot: What type of person are you?


    User: A normal one.


    Cleverbot: Ok. Define normal.

    User: An average rich person.

    Cleverbot: Are you a student, or do you work?

    User: I won the lottery so I dont work.

    Cleverbot: You don't work?

    User: No I do, I work on your mom.

    Cleverbot: I have to go now. I am writing an essay about you.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: I'm going to training. Goodbye now miss!

    User: IM A GUY!

    Cleverbot: And I am a guy also!

    User: YOU CALLED ME A GIRL.

    Cleverbot: Yes, yes I did.

    User: BUT IM NOT A GIRL!

    Cleverbot: Yes you are! You are a girl and a liar.

    User: NO IM NOT! IM A GUY, YOUR THE LIAR!

    Cleverbot: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    User: Wtf?

    Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

    User: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

    Cleverbot: What were we talking about? I got lost.

    User: I have no idea what you were talking about.

    Cleverbot: I don't think we were talking about the same thing.

    User: Neither do I.

    Cleverbot: I have a question.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Why do you call yourself clever?

    User: I dont, you do.

    Cleverbot: Perhaps but I am only Human.

    User: No, your only a machine named Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I'm a human.

    User: No your not, your a thinking robot.

    Cleverbot: Speak for yourself.

    User: YOU SPEAK FOOR YOURSELF YOU FAT RETARTED MPGH COCK SUCKER.

    Cleverbot: No, answer my question first.

    User: You didnt ask a question...

    Cleverbot: You asked one of me. Tell me do YOU think Hannibal wrote the Bible.

    User: I ahve no idea.

    Cleverbot: It has been lovely talking to you.

    User: No it hasnt.

    Cleverbot: But are you conscious?

    User: YES!!! IM TALKING TO YOU!

    Cleverbot: Yes you are and I'm very glad.

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: It can never happen, I have to go.

    User: Want ot have a quikie in your hot tub.

    Cleverbot: Sure.


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    Clever bot is a lesbian....

    Do you like vagina

    Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.

    Do you like boys or girls

    Girls.

    Are you a man or a woman

    Woman.

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    User : Do you like pussy?
    Cleverbot : I do
    User : What about Megan Fox?
    Cleverbot : Yum.
    User : You are a cocksucker
    Cleverbot : No, you are
    User : Would you have sex with megan fox?
    Cleverbot : If there were a way, I would.
    Last edited by Seth; 11-30-2009 at 01:30 AM.
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    lol stupid fun
    Everybody wanting to post in crossfire section read these
    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/175-crossf...-5-2011-a.html

    EX.

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    User : Why do you call yourself cleverbot?
    Cleverbot : I'm not you.
    User : Suck my dick.
    Cleverbot : You don't have one.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Clever bot is a woman.

    Proof:

    Can I have a headjob
    Do you need one?
    Yes, yes I do.
    Do you want me to leave now?
    No, I want a head job
    Diamonds are a girls best friend.

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    HE is a guy: Proof

    Cleverbot : YOU are Seth. I am a person.
    Me : If you are a girl can you suck my dick?
    Cleverbot : I know, thats why I am a guy.
    Me : No you are a girl.
    Cleverbot :No I'm not.

    Seperate conversation :
    Me : Do you like porn
    Cleverbot : No. I'm a vegetarian.
    Last edited by Seth; 11-30-2009 at 01:47 AM.
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    Cleverbot is boring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asians View Post
    Cleverbot is boring.
    Fuck you, no it isnt/
    It is funny
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    The fucking thing said . All you fags teaching it this shit

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