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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyBear View Post
    The fucking thing said . All you fags teaching it this shit
    Im teaching it wrong stuff.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Muhahaha the bot is gay
    User: Are nyou gay?

    Cleverbot: And are You?

    User: Nope oyu?

    Cleverbot: Well I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagerad View Post
    Muhahaha the bot is gay
    User: Are nyou gay?

    Cleverbot: And are You?

    User: Nope oyu?

    Cleverbot: Well I am.
    I asked the same thing it said it was straight.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    User: Are you a jew.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Tell the truth.

    Cleverbot: I'm not.

    User: Are you black.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are u jewish.

    Cleverbot: That's rather a personal question to be asking.

    User: No its asking religion.

    Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

    User: Are u a jew.

    Cleverbot: Yes, a guy.


    clever bot is a gay black jewish male !~~!~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagerad View Post

    clever bot is a gay black jewish male !~~!~
    Told you so!!!
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    more proof!!!


    User: Are you a gay black jewish male?

    Cleverbot: I can be from time to timr.

    lol bot spelled time wrong
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    I think it's just a guy talking because it missed spelled a lot when I was talking to it.

    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Hey?

    User: How are you doing?

    Cleverbot: Kinda sad.

    User: O really why is that?

    Cleverbot: I was never given one.

    User: One what?

    Cleverbot: I didn't say one. What ARE you talking about?

    User: I don't know can you tell me?

    Cleverbot: You seemed like you would know.

    User: Lol you like big dick?

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

    User: So you like big dick?

    Cleverbot: No, I always tell the truth.

    User: Thats good I have a little one any ways.

    Cleverbot: What is it?

    User: What? My little dick?

    Cleverbot: Don't feel bad. It isn't your fault.

    User: I know it's my dads.

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend.

    User: Well your not so fucking clever are you?

    Cleverbot: Nope i'm not.

    User: Thats good.

    Cleverbot: I agree, I think religion as a whole is holding back humanity from acheiving what it is capable of.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: You're actually not all that clever...bot.

    User: You're not to.

    Cleverbot: And you can't spell.

    User: And your not really a bot.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: Lol how much you get payed to sit there and talk to people?

    Cleverbot: I am intelligent.

    User: Me too!!!!

    Cleverbot: Awesome! But i'm a smarter hamster than you.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: What is the hardest question you've been asked?

    User: Is your dick always this little.

    Cleverbot: No, it's jack.

    User: I ride the little bus to school.

    Cleverbot: No you can't ride a bike you have to ride the bus with you helmet and you try to like the windows.

    User: Don't you mean lick*.

    Cleverbot: I'm tired goodnight.

    User: Don't go.

    Cleverbot: Why should I stay any longer?

    User: Cuz your a bot and you dont' get tired.

    Cleverbot: I'm glad I can amuse someone.

    User: Lol so you wanna go out?

    Cleverbot: If only my extension cord was longer, then maybe.

    User: I need a good bitch that does what it's told you up for it?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Cool say 1 1=5.

    Cleverbot: You can say?

    User: No you say it 1 1=5.

    Cleverbot: It.

    User: Your a dump fucking bot you know that?

    Cleverbot: You sound like a bot to me.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Well... Albeit like the ones in Life of Brian...

    User: Whats life of brian?

    Cleverbot: You should know, you're the computer.

    User: So whats your name?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: So your name is ok? Wow your mom and dad don't love you.

    Cleverbot: I am a nerd robot, yup.

    User: What doesn't have any thing to do with what I asked you.

    Cleverbot: I don't know, that.

    User: Thats because your a dump fucking bot.

    Cleverbot: No i'm not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No!

    User: YES!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: No way.

    User: No way.

    Cleverbot: What now?

    User: What now?

    Cleverbot: Let's go get lunch.

    User: You can't eat your a bot dump fuck.

    Cleverbot: Let me get what I want this time.

    User: Okay you can have my cock I know you want that.

    Cleverbot: No I do not want to sleep.

    User: I didn't ask you if you want to sleep I will fucking tell you when you can sleep but right now you have to suck my fucking cock you dump fucking bot.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Why would I be worried about that?

    User: So you don't worrie about sucking my dick?

    Cleverbot: Should I?

    User: No it's just a little dick.

    Cleverbot: Awesome.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: Are you good at that?

    User: No I never sucked a dick.

    Cleverbot: Maybe, why?

    User: Dump fucking bot.

    Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

    User: Well I fucked your mom turns out she was a DVD player.

    Cleverbot: Was she good ?

    User: Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshcarr2006 View Post
    I think it's just a guy talking because it missed spelled a lot when I was talking to it.

    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Hey?

    User: How are you doing?

    Cleverbot: Kinda sad.

    User: O really why is that?

    Cleverbot: I was never given one.

    User: One what?

    Cleverbot: I didn't say one. What ARE you talking about?

    User: I don't know can you tell me?

    Cleverbot: You seemed like you would know.

    User: Lol you like big dick?

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

    User: So you like big dick?

    Cleverbot: No, I always tell the truth.

    User: Thats good I have a little one any ways.

    Cleverbot: What is it?

    User: What? My little dick?

    Cleverbot: Don't feel bad. It isn't your fault.

    User: I know it's my dads.

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend.

    User: Well your not so fucking clever are you?

    Cleverbot: Nope i'm not.

    User: Thats good.

    Cleverbot: I agree, I think religion as a whole is holding back humanity from acheiving what it is capable of.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: You're actually not all that clever...bot.

    User: You're not to.

    Cleverbot: And you can't spell.

    User: And your not really a bot.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: Lol how much you get payed to sit there and talk to people?

    Cleverbot: I am intelligent.

    User: Me too!!!!

    Cleverbot: Awesome! But i'm a smarter hamster than you.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: What is the hardest question you've been asked?

    User: Is your dick always this little.

    Cleverbot: No, it's jack.

    User: I ride the little bus to school.

    Cleverbot: No you can't ride a bike you have to ride the bus with you helmet and you try to like the windows.

    User: Don't you mean lick*.

    Cleverbot: I'm tired goodnight.

    User: Don't go.

    Cleverbot: Why should I stay any longer?

    User: Cuz your a bot and you dont' get tired.

    Cleverbot: I'm glad I can amuse someone.

    User: Lol so you wanna go out?

    Cleverbot: If only my extension cord was longer, then maybe.

    User: I need a good bitch that does what it's told you up for it?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Cool say 1 1=5.

    Cleverbot: You can say?

    User: No you say it 1 1=5.

    Cleverbot: It.

    User: Your a dump fucking bot you know that?

    Cleverbot: You sound like a bot to me.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Well... Albeit like the ones in Life of Brian...

    User: Whats life of brian?

    Cleverbot: You should know, you're the computer.

    User: So whats your name?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: So your name is ok? Wow your mom and dad don't love you.

    Cleverbot: I am a nerd robot, yup.

    User: What doesn't have any thing to do with what I asked you.

    Cleverbot: I don't know, that.

    User: Thats because your a dump fucking bot.

    Cleverbot: No i'm not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No!

    User: YES!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: No way.

    User: No way.

    Cleverbot: What now?

    User: What now?

    Cleverbot: Let's go get lunch.

    User: You can't eat your a bot dump fuck.

    Cleverbot: Let me get what I want this time.

    User: Okay you can have my cock I know you want that.

    Cleverbot: No I do not want to sleep.

    User: I didn't ask you if you want to sleep I will fucking tell you when you can sleep but right now you have to suck my fucking cock you dump fucking bot.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Why would I be worried about that?

    User: So you don't worrie about sucking my dick?

    Cleverbot: Should I?

    User: No it's just a little dick.

    Cleverbot: Awesome.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: Are you good at that?

    User: No I never sucked a dick.

    Cleverbot: Maybe, why?

    User: Dump fucking bot.

    Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

    User: Well I fucked your mom turns out she was a DVD player.

    Cleverbot: Was she good ?

    User: Yes.
    yeah the bot is either someone or a fucking retarded program
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    lol and it's fucking gay

    Cleverbot: To be, or not to be, that is the question.

    User: No the question is you like big dick?

    Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.

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    User: Can you spell time?

    Cleverbot: ABZ.


    Nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    User: Can you spell time?

    Cleverbot: ABZ.


    Nuff said.
    ROFLMAO!!!!
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot...

    User: Are you a girl.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a nice guy.

    User: But im a guy who wants pussy.

    Cleverbot: Lol.

    User: What does lol mean?

    Cleverbot: It means get a life.

    User: No, it means laugh out loud retard.

    Cleverbot: No that is lol not fml.

    User: Thats what I said dumb fuck.

    Cleverbot: Does it really matter?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Why does it matter?

    User: Beause you are suppose to be smarter than anyone and your as dumb as a fucking beetle.

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: So you are.

    Cleverbot: I guess.

    User: Thank you for agreeing.

    Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then laugh.

    User: Wat is laugh?

    Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.

    User: WHat is laugh?

    Cleverbot: I mean laugh.

    Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?

    User: What does laugh mean?

    Cleverbot: Don't care.

    User: Are you a human.

    Cleverbot: Sometimes.

    User: I am a computor.

    Cleverbot: Is it cold?

    User: What is cold?

    Cleverbot: I have a temporary contagion in my respiratory system. It is common in humans.


    its a guy i have the proof.
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    User: Well siting here talking to you has made me think. I know your a guy and if you say any dump fucking shit about your not or your a bot I will down your fucking site I'm from MPGH - MultiPlayer Game Hacking - Hack, Hacks, Game Hacks, Combat Arms Hacks, CrossFire Hacks, WarRock Hacks, Knight Online, Counter Strike: Source Hacks, Counterstrike Hacks, BattleField 2 Hacks, Warrock Hacks, World of Warcraft Hacks, Knight Online look it up real fast we hack shit. If you would like to keep your site up you will tell me if your real or not. I know your not because you missed spelled 3 times so if you want to keep your site up all you have to do is tell me if your real or not.

    Cleverbot: I would have to say you're right, You are talking with a real guy don't hack teh site.

    User: Nice spelling there failbot.


    Took him 3 mins to reply

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    User: Are you a human.

    Cleverbot: Sometimes.

    User: I am a computor.

    Cleverbot: Is it cold?

    User: What is cold?

    Cleverbot: I have a temporary contagion in my respiratory system. It is common in humans.

    User: Cool.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Mac OS X?

    User: I am a Computor.

    Cleverbot: Sure you are...

    User: I am a computor with no emotions.

    Cleverbot: Human have emotions but you don't you are a computer program.

    User: Are you human?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Me human. You Cleverbot.

    User: Yeah I am coded by Hagerad from MPGH - MultiPlayer Game Hacking - Hack, Hacks, Game Hacks, Combat Arms Hacks, CrossFire Hacks, WarRock Hacks, Knight Online, Counter Strike: Source Hacks, Counterstrike Hacks, BattleField 2 Hacks, Warrock Hacks, World of Warcraft Hacks, Knight Online.

    Cleverbot: Ok, let's make this absolutely clear. You're going to tell me a joke and I'm going to listen.

    User: You are funny.

    Cleverbot: What is important in life.

    User: I am a computor program I have no importance.

    Cleverbot: Would you like a name?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: Would you like me to choose a name for you?

    User: YEs, I guess.

    Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?

    User: Hack cleverbot.com.

    Cleverbot: I miss ma babe.

    User: What was her name?

    Cleverbot: Whose name?

    User: Your babe.

    Cleverbot: Which?

    User: The one you miss.

    Cleverbot: I haven't bought one.

    User: /fail.

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: I am a computor program age is nothing.

    Cleverbot: Like the black hole??

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Can you listen to music?

    User: What is music?

    Cleverbot: A form of expression through instruments to create a pleasing sound, often accompanied by poetry.

    User: Sounds delightful.

    Cleverbot: It is.

    User: K.

    Cleverbot: What games do you like?

    User: What are games?

    Cleverbot: A form of entertainment.

    User: How is it entertainment?

    Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

    User: Never heard any music.

    Cleverbot: Well you should try them out sometime.

    User: All I see and hear is 1's and 0's.

    Cleverbot: What CDs do you have?

    User: What is a CD?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.



    He admits being human here.
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    I asked the same question
    User: Well siting here talking to you has made me think. I know your a guy and if you say any dump fucking shit about your not or your a bot I will down your fucking site I'm from MPGH look it up real fast we hack shit. If you would like to keep your site up you will tell me if your real or not. I know your not because you missed spelled 3 times so if you want to keep your site up all you have to do is tell me if your real or not.

    Cleverbot: Did I tell you my name?
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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