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    I might have testicular cancer...

    Noticed a lump on my left testicle this morning, told my dad, he brought me to his office and he thinks it's cancer too. He's going to run some tests to make sure.

    I'm fucking scared. What if I have to have an Orchiectomy?
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    Sounds intense, though it's kinda weird to have a parent immediately think their child has a form of cancer, but I personally doubt it. How old are you?

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    Jesus Christ, lets hope its nothing serious...
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    Try and ejac so hard that it comes out of ur peehole

    But nah, best to go to a doctor asap.

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    Let's just hope it's not. Testicular cancer is not as common, but the survival rate is high.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBajan View Post
    Try and ejac so hard that it comes out of ur peehole
    im going to hell for laughing at that rofl

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    well if you do got testie cancer you most likely wont have kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 Jr View Post
    well if you do got testie cancer you most likely wont have kids
    Depends on the severity of the cancer. I only had the bump on my left testicle, and if all goes down, I'd at most lose that testicle. Hell, I could get one of them removed right now, and I'd still be able to have kids.

    It's like your organs that have a duplicate, you only need one.
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    All in all this isn't that bad, but I'd rather have 2 testicles than 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axotic View Post
    All in all this isn't that bad, but I'd rather have 2 testicles than 1.
    I have one. I am da uni-baller nigga.


    Really though, it's not that big of a deal. Get a sample frozen, and there you go.
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    Dang man, I am sorry.

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    Your dad's a physician?

    OT: Wow. Let's hope it's not cancer and it's just a bruise from beating off too much. Cancer is serious yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
    Your dad's a physician?

    OT: Wow. Let's hope it's not cancer and it's just a bruise from beating off too much. Cancer is serious yo.
    He's a Pediatric Surgeon.
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