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    almost had sex with my dog

    Okay so i was like 11 years old and my dog was heated and she kept sticking her ass in the air. I picked her up and i put her in the basement..
    Then i stuck on my dick out and i was pretty close to going inside but then she sprayed some poop out of her bum the end

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    Why i think it's copied from somewhere else
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    Next time just put peanut butter on your balls

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    almost happend to me to!
    aye lmao some thing happened right after reading this!

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    I don't doubt you did have sex with your dog.

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    hmm idk just has an urge but it lifted up his butt and shot some white liquid out.

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    well ok bye

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