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    Wink Post your best "not okay" jokes

    Here are some of mine:

    Why did the jews roam the desert for 40 years?
    One of them lost a penny

    What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite desert?
    Big apple crumble

    Why do 6 month old ethiopian babies cry?
    They're in mid-life crisis
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    i was picking up jewish girls today...

    it's really easy

    all you need is a dustpan and brush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NemsOne View Post
    i was picking up jewish girls today...

    it's really easy

    all you need is a dustpan and brush.
    I nearly died
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    Quote Originally Posted by NemsOne View Post
    i was picking up jewish girls today...

    it's really easy

    all you need is a dustpan and brush.
    I've never heard this before and I'm fucking dying

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    Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.
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    What do you call obesity?
    America
    How do you define a horrible president?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sölvi View Post
    Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.
    Wow lol, good ones!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBajan View Post


    I've never heard this before and I'm fucking dying
    it's not even my best ones, lol. It's old school mane!

    Here is a few more,

    -When watching Michael Jacksons coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings.

    -Alton Towers? More like Leg Go Land.

    -I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WIFI router and simply waited in the room where it's located.

    -Im in an internet cafe right now, it's not ment to be a joke but there is this big fucking nigger behind me and i think he is reading every word i ty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NemsOne View Post
    -Alton Towers? More like Leg Go Land.
    I should probably feel bad for laughing..


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    Quote Originally Posted by NemsOne View Post
    it's not even my best ones, lol. It's old school mane!

    Here is a few more,

    -When watching Michael Jacksons coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings.

    -Alton Towers? More like Leg Go Land.

    -I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WIFI router and simply waited in the room where it's located.

    -Im in an internet cafe right now, it's not ment to be a joke but there is this big fucking nigger behind me and i think he is reading every word i ty...
    Dat last one doe


    - - - Updated - - -

    OK Here are some more jokes:

    What do you call it when your tv is floating at night?
    -A robbery

    What was build on ground zero of 9/11?
    -The biggest international-house-of-pancakes in the USA.

    What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
    -Isaac newton died a virgin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Сyanogen View Post

    Dat last one doe


    - - - Updated - - -

    OK Here are some more jokes:

    What do you call it when your tv is floating at night?
    -A robbery

    What was build on ground zero of 9/11?
    -The biggest international-house-of-pancakes in the USA.

    What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
    -Isaac newton died a virgin
    last two are mean funny man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NemsOne View Post
    last two are mean funny man!
    lol ty 10chars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lessa View Post
    What do you call obesity?
    America
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    probably the realist jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lessa View Post
    What do you call obesity?
    America
    How do you define a horrible president?
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    This thread

    What do you call terrorists?
    Muslims.
    Been around these parts since '10.

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