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    Girlfriend Says I Have To Choose Between Her Or My Dog

    My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her.
    She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food.
    Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
    So... Anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!
    Not your average fuckboy


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    30 years old? What the fuck, she is your mother then.

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    this sounds like it was taken straight out of those chain emails grandparents send to each other

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    Lol thought it was coming but then I started believing it & sounded legit up until 30. 8/10 copy pasta.



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    your dog is only there for a short time of your life, but you are there for a dogs entire life.
    Fuck that bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    Lol thought it was coming but then I started believing it & sounded legit up until 30. 8/10 copy pasta.
    This is a story from someone @ Theladbible.com
    Quote Originally Posted by Frought View Post
    30 years old? What the fuck, she is your mother then.
    But that moment when she is yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by HiesenBug View Post

    She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food.
    Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
    wait is this describing the dog or the girl????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riigged View Post
    wait is this describing the dog or the girl????
    Lmao the girl, that's the joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riigged View Post
    wait is this describing the dog or the girl????
    o lawd .



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    Quote Originally Posted by HiesenBug View Post
    My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her.
    She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food.
    Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
    So... Anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!
    Get rid of it, keep the dog.

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    When one bitch is better than the other


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