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    Divorce pays.

    Oh my god, I had been in such a shity marriage and was pretty depressed for a while, as cheating did not happen just once. Today I said fuck it entirely. MURICA' doesn't take cheating likely, especially with the sheer amount of money to be had. This should not cost me a dime, as any lawyer should take this in a heartbeat, as they get a huge cash out as well. Some people have got over 100 grand from a spouse who has cheated in marriage. Oh my god, I am so excited.
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    Emotional desolation should not constitute payment

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    Quote Originally Posted by elysiumpiers View Post
    Emotional desolation should not constitute payment
    It does, actually. You're how old, exactly?

    Guess it's too hard to read the cheating part. Sorry m8, l0l.



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    You're excited for getting a divorce. You are from "MURICA"

    But, you have your profile picture as the same? Confused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orlyy View Post
    It does, actually. You're how old, exactly?
    he said 'should not', not 'does not'. no need to be pissy.

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    Yeah, the FEMALES get tons of money from divorce when MALES cheat.

    According to the laws of the Internet, you are not female. Therefore, you won't get shit.


     
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    Dude you feeling upset right now, so you are probably not thinking with your brain but your emotions. Calm yourself down and think about this again WITH A LAWYER, not the internet.
    PS: Remember you need to prove she cheated on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Priaros View Post
    Dude you feeling upset right now, so you are probably not thinking with your brain but your emotions. Calm yourself down and think about this again WITH A LAWYER, not the internet.
    PS: Remember you need to prove she cheated on you.
    I have over 70 screencaps of proof, several conversations, already emailing lawyers. Have email proof even lol. I've thought about this for over 2 months now, I didn't mention that. This is the decision I've come to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orlyy View Post
    I have over 70 screencaps of proof, several conversations, already emailing lawyers. Have email proof even lol. I've thought about this for over 2 months now, I didn't mention that. This is the decision I've come to.
    Well then, enjoy being rich
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    You can't divorce someone who doesn't exist. Look around, son. None of this is real. The screen you're staring into isn't displaying some forum. It's showing the MRI of your brain, and it's showing abnormal activity in the regions of your brain that involve your imagination as well as your anger and sadness. I'm sorry, son. But none of this is real. This world you set up for yourself, that you have a wife and you're about to get divorced, isn't real.

    You're dying. That's the reality. You have a brain tumor and the mental damage has led you to develop many mental illnesses, including schizophrenia. You're imagining it all. That ringing voice in your head isn't just nothing. It's your nurse, trying to tell you to stop staring off into space. That's because when you start staring into the screen, you construct this alternate world in your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titan View Post
    You can't divorce someone who doesn't exist. Look around, son. None of this is real. The screen you're staring into isn't displaying some forum. It's showing the MRI of your brain, and it's showing abnormal activity in the regions of your brain that involve your imagination as well as your anger and sadness. I'm sorry, son. But none of this is real. This world you set up for yourself, that you have a wife and you're about to get divorced, isn't real.

    You're dying. That's the reality. You have a brain tumor and the mental damage has led you to develop many mental illnesses, including schizophrenia. You're imagining it all. That ringing voice in your head isn't just nothing. It's your nurse, trying to tell you to stop staring off into space. That's because when you start staring into the screen, you construct this alternate world in your head.

    Why the fuck did I type this?
    What the fuck are you on about? If you're serious OKAY lol, whatever you say.

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    Unless shes rich, you ain't gettin shit
    Her grandfather is a college professor and has his own roofing company, he has really deep pockets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orlyy View Post
    I have over 70 screencaps of proof, several conversations, already emailing lawyers. Have email proof even lol. I've thought about this for over 2 months now, I didn't mention that. This is the decision I've come to.
    Can you buy me some magazines the special kind! only if you win though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2MuchDrama View Post
    Can you buy me some magazines the special kind! only if you win though.
    I almost wanna say I subconsciously stayed with her for money... I'm a bad person if that's the case.
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