Lol.I like omegle trolls too.. people aren't so serious there
You: My name is Claus, Santa Claus
Stranger: hi santa...ive been bad this year
You: Then you will get spanks!
Stranger: o no...not again!
You: Bad boys don't get spanks!
You: By the way
You: isn't it amazing I got wifi on the northpole
You: those polar bears are really smart
Stranger: they must be...
Stranger: thats amazing...
You: And all my reindeers ran away
Stranger: do you have slave workers...i mean elves?
You: so I can not come to give presents this year
You: No elves
You: Elves do not excist
You: Black people work for me
Stranger: on a cotton farm at the north pole?
You: How did you know
You: You are a smart buy!
Stranger: i work at a cotton farm on the north pole, my boss doesn't know that im hiding out right now
Stranger: im a gurl
You: bad girl!
You: So you want you're present?
Stranger: i doo!
You: Come to the northpole and I will give you one you will not forget. Please bring condoms. Mine are frozen
Stranger: you don't even know my name.
You: yes I do
Stranger: no your stranger.
You: No you!
Stranger: okay. have fun with your blue balls
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