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    I'm trolling as "Vincent"

    I'm asking if they have the the Nokia Duct Tape

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    Megan: Hello Vincent. How are you today?
    Megan: I will be happy to assist you online.
    Vincent: I was wondering if you had the release of the new prototype for the new Nokia Duct Tape?
    Megan: We do not know what our new promotions are going to be ahead of time. Any new price promotions or phones will be posted online with our web site when they become available.
    Vincent: Are you positive? There is no Nokia, LG, or MPGH Duct Tape in stock?
    Megan: We do not currently have this phone but what features does it offer and I can see if we have something similar.
    Vincent: It's green and it's got a kind of skater/emo ish look to it. There's something like toxic or toxin on the back of it.
    Megan: We do not have this phone at this time. There is the LG Neon which is lime green . Let me get you a link to view this phone and see if it is similar.
    Megan: Click here to view the LG neon.
    Vincent: Does it come with the ability to moderate over a 3G network? Like on google, websites, and forums?
    Megan: This does offer the 3g access.
    Vincent: Oh well ok then. Thanks. See you at work tomorrow.
    Last edited by blacksaber; 12-06-2009 at 12:14 AM.
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    PENISMAN: HIII

    Kelly D.: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support. How may I assist you with placing your order today?

    PENISMAN: CAN YOU BUY ME SOME CRACK?

    PENISMAN: I RAN OUT....

    Kelly D.: How may I assist you with AT&T service today?

    PENISMAN: ARE YOU THERE?

    PENISMAN: DAMN YOU TYPE SLOW

    Kelly D.: How may I assist you with AT&T service today?

    PENISMAN: So how are you?

    Kelly D.: Great, thank you. How may I help you with AT&T service today?

    PENISMAN: Are you secretly a lesbian?

    Kelly D.: You will need to keep the questions appropriate, or I will need to end the chat. How may I help you with AT&T service today?

    PENISMAN: I'm sorry, and AT&T sucks, I wasted your time. But if youget paid by the hour this 2 minutes or so should be worth your while

    Kelly D.: Is there anything else that I can help you with today?

    PENISMAN: What is 2+2?

    Kelly D.: Thank you for choosing AT&T. Have a great day and a wonderful holiday season!

    PENISMAN: Okay
    Last edited by Retarded Cheesecake; 12-06-2009 at 12:46 AM.

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    Chat InformationThank you for your patience! An AT&T sales representative will be with you shortly.

    Chat InformationYou are now chatting with Kassandra, an AT&T sales representative.

    Kassandra: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support. How may I assist you with placing your order today?

    Neeeeger: I would like to place an order for 9001 phones please

    Kassandra: I would love to help you today.

    Kassandra: Just to be sure, are you an existing wireless customer of AT&T?

    Neeeeger: Excellent /

    Neeeeger: Yes I am

    Kassandra: I would first like to thank you for being a loyal AT&T wireless customer.

    Neeeeger: How would you like to thank me?

    Neeeeger: What are my options?

    Kassandra: Were you wanting to upgrade this evening?

    Neeeeger: Newp, just purchase over 9000 phones is all.

    Kassandra: Just to be sure, you are wanting to purchase 9001 phones without plans is that correct?

    Neeeeger: How much would it be with plans?

    Kassandra: Would this be for a business or personal account>

    Neeeeger: Well, if its a personal account Id have to open over 9000 accounts, because your plan only holds 5 people right?

    Kassandra: That is correct! The family plans only hold five lines.

    Neeeeger: I should work for you guys!

    Kassandra: Were you wanting to get these phones for your personal use?

    Neeeeger: Yes, I also recently bought 3,500 bags that hold two phones each, so it'll work out.

    Kassandra: Did you have specific phones in mind today?

    Kassandra: Are you still with me today?

    Neeeeger: Yes

    Neeeeger: I want 9001 Iphones.

    Kassandra: What you can do is to order two iPhones online (since the maximum is 2) then once you receive those phones you can visit your local AT&T store to purchase the other iPhones and have them combine to your account. How does that sound?

    Neeeeger: So Id have to do that 3,500 times?

    Kassandra: I haven't heard from you for a while. Would you like to continue chatting?

    Neeeeger: You dont sell in bulk?

    Kassandra: You can visit your local AT&T store for further assistance with purchasing these devices in a larger quantity.

    Kassandra: Have I answered all of your questions today?

    Kassandra: I haven't heard from you for a while. Would you like to continue chatting?

    Kassandra: Since I have not heard from you in a while, I will have to close this chat. If you have any other questions, feel free to chat with AT&T Wireless again. Thank you for chatting with AT&T today. Have a great day.

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    how does 3,500 work seemliss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by legendaryhack View Post
    how does 3,500 work seemliss?
    It doesn't, hes a dumbass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    It doesn't, hes a dumbass
    OhBomba.

    The negro terrorist.

    (I wonder If i'll get banned.)

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    Lmao the omegle chat is way more fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleDutch View Post
    Lmao the omegle chat is way more fun
    No, it's really not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    No, it's really not.
    Yes it is

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    These are actual people that are doing their job. Omegla or whatever, is people that wanna Troll right back and shit.

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    /BUMP -- COME WITH ME MFKA'S IT'S FUN.

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    Hood double posted PERMA RAIP him nao.

    Are you guises sure this thing its totally not automated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    /BUMP -- COME WITH ME MFKA'S IT'S FUN.
    Lol double post.
    Fuck Danny.
    LOL troll
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    It's not -- read what I've posted before... I had one actually talk to me.

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    Michael Jacson: Hello
    Tonya: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support. How may I assist you with placing your order today?
    Michael Jacson: Can i have a cheese burger and fries
    Michael Jacson: Can u give me a bannana milkshake also?
    Michael Jacson: Troll.
    Tonya: How can I help you with placing an order?
    Michael Jacson: Umm...Well..I want a LG Xenon And i orderd it and it never came
    Michael Jacson: But U know fuck it...At And T Sucks..
    Michael Jacson: MPGH.NET
    Michael Jacson: GO THERE
    Michael Jacson: GO
    Michael Jacson: GO
    Michael Jacson: GO
    Michael Jacson: We have chicken
    Michael Jacson: Bai Brotha.

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