i had 1 yesterday thats was spamming WH WH WH lol then he was like f*ck you fag ima f*ck you u ill hunt you down and kill you and your son then a few mins went past and he was like Im going to bad you from all my servers i have your name wrote down your done so after i went 50 and 3 with esp lol i just quit and changed my name started playing and ended up in his server lol
''MY DAD WORKS FOR INFINITY WARD AND MY UNCLE FOR STEAM, EXPECT THE POLICE AND IW DEVS AT YOUR DOORSTEP!!!''
Then I said ''Cool! I'm gonna meet IW and Steam, looking forward to it'' and then he started to swear.
Some dude once asked on the microphone WHOS FROM PORTUGAL, and since I was I said ME (This in Portuguese), We were playing Search and Destroy and we were both dead, so he went on and on talking saying stuff like IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME, YOU WILL SEE, THIS IS EVEN EASIER THAN COUNTER STRIKE, IM SOOOO GOOD, YOU WILL SEE, till the round restarted, the first guy that showed up to me was him and I went for a lousy quickscope and pwned him, next thing he left the game, it made me lol so hard and everyone else was also from Portugal so everyone had a laugh time xD
In the corner, plotting the annihilation of mankind
"Where did you buy your gun? 'Hackers 'r' Us?"
(Translated from German) "You grandmother said she likes to ride my mustache!" Which would be kinda hard because she's dead.
I laughed at this one: "I own a Steam administrator account and I come on here to check for hackers and I'm gonna ban your ass because you hack, bye bye!" And guess who didn't get banned? And the guy called "VAC_Admin" was hacking too xD
Well, that's pretty much it.
When live gives you lemons... IT'S TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE
im a steam admin you will be banned whit in a week
or they say
nice hack i'm recording now i have some nice killcams from you to show steam
then i say ''cool can you put it on youtube also and send me the link than''
or the faggots that say
fuck you you wallhacker motherfucker blablabla...
and after the match they add me on steam to ask if i can send the hack to them