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    uhhh... Account give away

    Hi, I'm giving out 2 accounts that i dont needed. but account #1 was the account that i got scammed by Sportsguy, so if he got it back from support ticket i'm not gonna deal with it cuz he's the scammer -.- Account #2 is kinda useless but it has m4a1 and 35k GP, and lvl up one more time you'll get 60k GP in total.
    Account link:
    Account#1:Z8Games (has Spop!)
    Account#2:Z8Games ( has GP!)

    HOW TO WIN: To win the account, you either tell me a funny joke or guess a number from 1-50 , Funny joke preferred Higher chance of winning
    Well good luck if you're coming up with a joke!

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    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

    "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

    So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female... boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

    "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

    "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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    Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
    Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
    Man 1: No, he is deaf.

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    What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
    UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.

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    i want account 2 i pick number 25 pls win

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    2 racist jokes

    1) what do you do when your tv is flying in the middle of the night: you yell "drop it nigga"
    2) what's the difference by a hit over cat and a nigger ---> you see skid marks at the catt

    and now a nuber i gues 39


    hope i win!!!

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    number: 31

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    A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.

    The blond walked across the river alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge collapsed.

    She called across to her blond boyfriend telling him that she couldn't get back.

    He yelled back, "Wait until dark, and I will shine my flashlight across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back."

    She replied, "No, I'll get half way across the river, and you'll turn the light off!"

    For a number I shall Pick: 39
    Good Luck me and nice accounts.

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    AssKissers!

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    number:29 i hope

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    Doctor : do excercise evryday to maintain a healthy life !
    Pappu : i play football, cricket & smetyms basketball.
    Doctor : ok tats kinda enough 4 a healthy life.
    So hw long do yu play?
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    Pappu : well sir, Till my mobile battery gets low !

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiecezar11 View Post
    Doctor : do excercise evryday to maintain a healthy life !
    Pappu : i play football, cricket & smetyms basketball.
    Doctor : ok tats kinda enough 4 a healthy life.
    So hw long do yu play?
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    Pappu : well sir, Till my mobile battery gets low !
    Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

    A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiecezar11 View Post
    Doctor : do excercise evryday to maintain a healthy life !
    Pappu : i play football, cricket & smetyms basketball.
    Doctor : ok tats kinda enough 4 a healthy life.
    So hw long do yu play?
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    Pappu : well sir, Till my mobile battery gets low !

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    Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

    A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
    The Handsaw
    Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

    He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his dick and starts masturbating.

    The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

    The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiecezar11 View Post
    Doctor : do excercise evryday to maintain a healthy life !
    Pappu : i play football, cricket & smetyms basketball.
    Doctor : ok tats kinda enough 4 a healthy life.
    So hw long do yu play?
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    Pappu : well sir, Till my mobile battery gets low !

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    Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

    A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
    The Handsaw
    Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

    He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his dick and starts masturbating.

    The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

    The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

    The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
    1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

    2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

    3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

    4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

    5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

    6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

    7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

    I wanna WIN !!!!! The second account!!!

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    3 Great Kings :
    Teacher:Can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace in peoples lives ?
    Stundent:Smo-King , Fuc-King and Drin-King

    And number : 18

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    27 I hope i'll win :O !

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