I love people like you, and I won't talk back to you anymore.
You spammed your way to 9k posts. This makes you the king of all get-out.
Mods/Minions are your little bitches. 90% of the moderators are newphags, compared to you, and Minions are even the bitches of normal users. I don't see why you were made Cock Suck, probably because you prefer being a CS over a new user. You just want a color, and now you're called King CS, because you are the only real CS left.
It seems you made some mistakes in this post, I'll correct them for you.
No problem, my dear.