Hey guys.
I wanna learn how to make Apps for iDevices.

That being said, I also don't have any kind of experience in any coding languages. I do know HTML. -.- Which apparently does not do SHIT.
-I know how to use Dreamweaver and Flash though.

So, keeping in mind that no one is born with coding talent when they are comming out of their mommys vagina. I figured that I should give it a go.

I am not gonna be hacking, right now, but my main purpose is to make iPhone apps.

I bought be a iPhone Developement for dummies, which includes Objective C for dummies etc. I am just not sure if jumping into Objective C / iPhone programming was a good idea so I ALSO bought me a "C# Programming with Visual Studio 2010 - Rod Stephens".


I know there are a lot of people with balls, vagina and coding skills. HELP ME.

Im sorry and I know im gonna regret using foul language, but I am high and really stressed because i cant get the fricking idea of what I should do first o.O

HELP!!!!!!!!! save the Starving african kids for gods sake :/