Updated the thread. Changelog because I'm bored as hell and need to kill time:
Removed demoted staff members and added new ones. For some reason, there were two minion+ color schemes (edit by arun, IDK who requested him to make such weird changes), so I fixed that. Changed minion and minion+ names to minionforce and minionforce plus, respectively. Added spoilers to the answers to the two questions at the end of the page in order to keep the minimalist, simple idea of the thread.
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