Granted, but after your brother's nose breaks, you realize that the blood that flows out is acidic, and it ends up putting a hole in the floor that you step in, making you fall and break your leg.
It was to your luck that your leg healed properly, but you still walk with a limp.
When walking down the street you encounter the don of a mafia that has a limp. He thinks you are imitating him, and calls a hit on you. You hide from the mafia, and make quick call to the witness protection agency and little did you know that they were part of the mafia too. They know your name and they are after you. You get in your car and drive off to alabama, where you make a living selling potatoes. The potatoes were contaminated from acid rain that happened that season, and whomever eats them turns into a flesh-eating pokemon. The pokemon gather up into a big group and turn their demented minds onto world domination. The former 'customers' find your house and location, and they go on a murderous rampage on their way to you. Little did you know that they were only trying to warn you that the other pokemon were out to hunt you down, and they only wished to help. Without knowing this, you take out your father's old gun collection and load up. When they enter your house you go crazy, shooting all of them down. The other pokemon were on the rooftop of your small house, and they jumped down and strangled you out.