Granted. But the government finds out and they take you captive, run several test, then realease you into the wild only to shoot you in the face with a sniper then have a containment crew scoop up whats left of your brains and drop them into a valcano.
Granted. So Lord Xenu takes you, and puts you under Galactic Federation Law (Galactic Law) which is much worse, because he straps you to a volcano, and blows you up with hydrogen boms.
Is that Scientology? O.O
Wish granted, but over the time you've become part of this thread and in yourself die with it.
This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my wish. Sit Ubu, sit. Good boy.