Welp, I just went through all 20 pages. Analyzed it every bit of it. Seems like a lot of people are in on it, and some people are flat out stupid. Truth of the matter is, this was an April fools joke and there is going to be some sort of event/giveaway/reward/ etc at the end of this, that is why they pulled something so fucked up. To all the people who are scared that this is real, fear not, it is a joke and you are the butt of it; I am sure there will be some sort of happy outcome to this. Until then, don't give them the satisfaction of being scared.