1. You're reading my signature.
2. Now you're saying/thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my signature.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You think this is a clever signature.