DAM THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT! WTF HAPPENED? AND WHY IS DAVE DEAD AND WHY IS THERE MUTINY!?!?!?!? WHAT DID DAVE DO? AND WHAT MADE YALL DECIDE TO RAPE DAVE? SOUNDS LIKE THIS HAS BEEN IN THE PLANNING FOR A WHILE! YOU DONT JUST WAKE UP AND SAY DAM_DAVE "IM TAKIN OVER!"
I declare myself, and my forces the new totalitarian regime of MPGH. We declare martial law, as we have overthrown Dave84311. Any attempt to subdue us will result in capturing by our KGB and interrogated.
The KGB will be my right hand army, PRAISE US OR DIE.