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    My farts

    Man I just hate it when I fart I end up shitting myself and crying in the corner and then changing my diaper and then venting it on mpgh.

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    Also fapped.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    write a book about it



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    Write a whole novel about it.

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    make a movie out of this story



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    Make a game out of this.

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