Uber good Idea, How do we solve world hunger? Kill the hungry...Who has the most starving? What Country we will start by nuking the hell out of it...wait its the U.S. huh? guess we will just have to kill them one by one then...
Put all the hungry and homeless in a giant, empty Costco. Fight to death like savages. Make for a great prime time NBC show AND it solves the world's problems. The last one standing gets all the bodies to eat.
"I'd show you the marks, but I don't wanna pull my pants down right now...." Tallahassee Pain.
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