Stolen from : https://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/def/flameform.txt
Dear:
[+] Clueless Newbie [+] Loser
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [+] Idiot
[ ] Me too er [+] Geek
[ ] Spammer [+] Nerd
[ ] Fed [ ] FLAMENET
[+] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[+] You posted a "MPGH SUCKS" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[+] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[+] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] I think you might be a fed
To Repent, You Must:
[+] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
[+] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[+] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[+] Actually post something relevant
[+] Read the FAQ!
[+] Be Dave's love slave
[+] Be the guest of honor in MPGH for a month
[+] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[+] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[+] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[+] I think your IQ must be 0
[+] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[+] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
End of Flame.
Have a nice day