POST your fave justin Bieber joke here

So post your fave Justin joke here, this aint a hate thread just post your fave Justin bieber joke and laugh at the jokes you like. Here is mine

3 Guys are in a cafe.

The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world

who's "Justin Beiber?"

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Originally Posted by okled

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world

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/tired spam?

How to make Justin Bieber cry?
Tell him Santa’s not real!
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JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.

Justin Beaver is on the top of empire state building and wants to do a suicide jump
98% of teens would cry and say "dont jump"
2% would eat popcorn , laugh and say " Do a backflip "
If youre in the 2% then copy & paste this in your siggy

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Originally Posted by theultimatedark

JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.

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lol :p I liked that one more.

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Originally Posted by Spectre

lol :p I liked that one more.

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fku , I had a better one, I typed it all on my psp for you /cries

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Originally Posted by Markus

fku , I had a better one, I typed it all on my psp for you /cries

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I didnt see you post before :( we were typing at the same time

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Originally Posted by Markus

fku , I had a better one, I typed it all on my psp for you /cries

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98% wouldnt cry
more like 5% would cry
15%wouldnt give a shit
80% /fosho

God dammit guys! Stop fucking making fun of her!!!!