Originally Posted by
yungjihad
i've got a cool kind of story i guess.
so i was diagnosed with astigmatism when i was around 5, which just means my eyes are shaped a bit weird so my eyesight is fucked. when i was about 12 my friend told me about some famous spiritual healer that was gonna be at his church. i convinced my mom to take me cus i was sort of religious at the time. while we were waiting for the sermon to start, the jesus magician came up to me and asked me what was wrong with my eyes so i told him. then later on into his show he waved his hand in my direction and said he sensed a troubled soul. he walked up to me and said "SON IVE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE HAVE I?" and then held the mic to my face. i was so caught off guard cus he totally had talked to me before his magic show, and out of shock i lied to the entire crowd and said no. he then proceeded to cure me of cataracts, a completely different eye problem from the one i actually do have. after that day i was convinced that all religion was bullshit. fast forward like ten years and i still have astigmatism kek
tl;dr magic jesus man made me lie to an entire church and cured me of a disease i never actually had