Originally Posted by
Lehsyrus
Scenario time!
*Lehsyrus and Ethereal are in Afghanistan*
Lehsyrus: "Yo dude I just want to smoke a blunt and get a tan out here"
Ethereal: "Will you shut the fuck up for once?"
Lehsyrus: "I can't help it, the smell of this place is making me sick"
Ethereal: "I know whatcha..wait, do you smell that?"
Lehsyrus: "Yeah, kind of smells like cat shit, I mean, we are in one massive litter box"
Ethereal: "Let's check over that dune over there"
*both body slide up a sand dune, and peak over the edge, spotting a jihad training camp*
Ethereal: "Look at all the sand ******s out there"
Lehsyrus: "They sort of look like little shits, I was right, this place IS a massive litter box"
Ethereal: "Alright, I think it's time..."
*Apache chopper flies by bombing the place*
Ethereal: "Well look who it is! It's EMPIRE!
*Empire says some witty remark but is drowned out by the choppers rotors*
Lehsyrus: "I bet he just said something extremely witty and smart"
*Lehsyrus looks up, Ethereal is already half way to the Jihad training camp popping sand *******
Lehsyrus: "GOD DAMNIT ETHEREAL WAIT THE FUCK UP! LEEEERRROOOYYY JJEEENNNKKKIIINNNSSSS"
*All three win medal of honors, Lehsyrus gets a purple heart for shooting himself in the leg just to get the purple heart and look badass, we all put on aviators after Empire picks us up and light up cigars like a badass*
*All of a sudden everything explodes in the distance*
Ethereal: "What the fuck was that? Everything was already destroyed?"
Lehsyrus: "I planted a shit ton of C4 just to have an explosion in the background so we would look cool flying away /luu"
/End Scenario