Lol never caught and never will be :hidesmile:
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for some reason that made me lawl if it lasted more than 24 hours maybe i would consider chopping my dick off
i was fucking my ex gf and then her mom walked in best part is i jumped up and she seen my shit and her mouth droped LAWLS nice thread stumpy :)
Either the time i got hella high and apperently i put my hand litterally on my friends brittany's crotch, or today when fluffy was acting like a moron.... a really really high moron
Found nude pictures of my friends sister.
Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML
Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because I'd misbehaved. I told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that I should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die. FML
fmylife cracks me up :hidesmile:
checked the mail with mah balls hangin out
wonder who saw :hidesmile:
I WAS CAUGHT WHEN I WAS WITH MY GF IN BED BY MY DAD
AND HE SAID
WAY TO GO SON!
and he closed the door
THAT was akward
gtfo my thread luke420, trying to make friends /facepalm
She wasn't drunk.
She was on drugs
Your so sad you had to drug her to have sex with you.