Here we go. @Coke
I'd like to have my username changed to Pepsi. Unfortunately, there's already somebody with that username. I searched for them, and found that the last time that user logged in was 5-26-2006, and with 0 posts. Any way that user could be modified to something like "Pepsi/1"?
If not, I'll find something else to bother Coke with. /gewd tehe