Well i guess it happens to everybody...
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At the end of of my exam, listening to my music. It took me 5 minutes to realize my headphones were unplugged, the whole class had been listening to Rolling Stones the whole time. Everyone was giving me a death stare.
I embarrassed myself by sleeping with your mother.
I was in class, and felt I had to fart. It felt like one of those silent farts where you can let it all out. So I did but it came out EXTRA loud and everyone turned around to see who did it. I was the only one in the back of the room :(
having sex with your girlfriend