Bottles of Beer; Come in and have a drink

This is an old classic spammers game that I often find in many forums. All you do is take one bottle of beer off the wall each time you post consecutively from the last post; it's easy, just copy and paste. If we ever run out of beer though, pray to God that we don't and I mean it, we just do what my post count did, go into the negatives. :p I'll start off at one million and one. Feel free to modify how to lose one bottle.

1000001 bottles of beer on the wall
1000001 bottles of beer
You take one down
and pass it around
1000000 bottles of beer on the wall