Just try to beat the one posting before you.
My attempt:
Yo momma is so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord an said: Wow it comes with cable too!
Now beat meh ;)
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Just try to beat the one posting before you.
My attempt:
Yo momma is so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord an said: Wow it comes with cable too!
Now beat meh ;)
Ahhh shit they told me "NO STRINGS ATTACHED"Quote:
Originally Posted by Sjlasjla
i was talking about a cable no string.
Your mum is so fat when she wears a yellow coat and walks up a mountain everybody thinks the sun is rising.
Your mum is so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Your mum is so fat athletes go for a 3 mile jog, 1 lap around your mum.
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YuMum jokes are lame naow lawlz.
Hmmmm loal ive found a yomomma app at my ipod touch
Yo momma is so fat when she wears a yellow shirt evry1 calls: "Taxi!"
Your mother is so fat, your dad had to crawl for a mile in flab to make kids.
lol nice one :)
Yo momma so stupid, when she had you, she actually kept you.
yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 1 at a time please
Yo momma so fat when she go into the elevator it only go down
yo momma so stupid hen she joined a forum she called herself zoron123
yo momma so stupid that when she give birth to to u she thought u are a girl
Your mom jokes suck massive wang. They are basiclly the gayest joke on the planet to tell you the truth. If you use a your mom joke on someone as a comeback you are a very very sad person.
your mom is soooo fat, jabba the hut said daaammn